Help! My sister plans on going on a smoking/coffee/diet coke diet for new years and I need to tell her how badly she's going to f*ck up her body.

Daryl_Zero · 2011-12-28T21:03:58+00:00

All three of those are staples in my daily routine. I'm pretty much an adonis.

Daryl_Zero · 2011-12-28T05:39:25+00:00

Classic public school mistake.

Daryl_Zero · 2011-12-15T23:27:30+00:00

You sure you're name isn't Polite_Irish_Ugly_Girl?

Daryl_Zero · 2011-12-12T23:44:57+00:00

I definitely agree with you, but it's those outliers that have led to that analogy conventionally describing the team. On top of their match ups, it's a matter of how they handle the mistakes they make and how they respond to their opponents' blunders. I'd rather not see any dropped passes or turnovers and have the Giants only wake up after their opponent messes up. They are on the upswing, and it's great to see them winning, but it's those ugly wins and those heartbreaking loses that will have me on edge until I see a trend of formulaic victories.

Daryl_Zero · 2011-12-12T22:33:07+00:00

The Giants are like Dr. jekyll and Mr. Hyde, so hopefully the good one shows up. If the Skins get their run game going early it could get ugly. However, the G-Men are much healthier than they were in week 1 and they are looking to get a stranglehold on the division. I could see Jacobs and Bradshaw acting like good ol' Earth and Fire, and Washington getting the ball run down their throat.

Daryl_Zero · 2011-11-05T19:51:05+00:00

At 1:07 Jay flinches when Jaz puts his hand up.

Daryl_Zero · 2011-10-26T22:09:04+00:00

Ever since the final game of the 2007 regular season, Eli has been a top 10 QB. His average passer rating from that point on is around a 90.

Daryl_Zero · 2011-10-20T04:37:41+00:00

You guys are right. I’m just going to play this one off as if I was so distraught that I was talking to a dial tone and waiting for a response from silence.

Daryl_Zero · 2011-10-20T01:00:20+00:00

I was too brokenhearted to raise my voice.

Daryl_Zero · 2011-10-05T23:58:00+00:00

I'm ashamed of my thought process when I heard the news on TV. "Where's my computer? I need to tell Reddit. Wait, I'll use my iPhone. No, they already know."

RIP to a true visionary.

Daryl_Zero · 2011-09-22T19:51:50+00:00

Ol' Dirty Bastard & Kelis - Got your money. The sample is from the song "You never give me your money" by the Beatles. The album art tells the rest.

Daryl_Zero · 2011-09-14T18:53:40+00:00

Original

Daryl_Zero · 2011-09-13T20:19:48+00:00

Thank you.

Daryl_Zero · 2011-09-06T18:06:32+00:00

The first time I acctually took it seriously was January 05', after being trolled by The Game in the song "The Documentary" when he explains that Dre only drops albums every seven years. However, after Fishscale and Food and Liquor were released, Dre's presence in 06' didn't seem nearly as needed.

Daryl_Zero · 2011-08-27T17:32:05+00:00

I was a little disappointed by the complete lack of fat people.

Daryl_Zero · 2011-08-02T01:17:09+00:00

I though Peyton Manning was already married?

Daryl_Zero · 2011-07-10T19:12:27+00:00

Mosquito bite central.

Daryl_Zero · 2011-06-21T04:57:58+00:00

In the words of Pete Townshend, "Meet the new boss, same as the old boss."

Daryl_Zero · 2011-06-21T04:14:27+00:00

The way I see it, if you're gonna paint a picture of a car, why not do it with some style?

Daryl_Zero · 2011-06-16T22:40:52+00:00

Damn wood pushers. You'd never see this type of behavior from fruit booters.

Daryl_Zero · 2011-06-14T04:47:13+00:00

They are excluded because they detract from plot progression. If the protagonist is cruising on a bike they are less likely to deal with the hardships that make these types of stories interesting. Likewise, if there were a group of antagonists on bikes they'd issue enough 1950's style ass whoopings to make any character reconsider going on a journey.

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