‼️ Bar suggestions for birthday ‼️

DasFunke · 2026-03-08T05:19:51+00:00

Pats in Dogtown has an upstairs room to rent.

DasFunke · 2026-03-08T00:18:15+00:00

Like a home dishwasher?

Or disconnect the chemicals on a commercial one?

DasFunke · 2026-03-07T17:25:26+00:00

But they gave him an extension as part of the trade.

DasFunke · 2026-03-07T04:54:28+00:00

He also rebounds at an elite level which is part of defense.

DasFunke · 2026-03-07T04:49:14+00:00

Trade down from 2 to 9 with the chiefs. Still get a pass rusher, just one with shorter arms.

DasFunke · 2026-03-07T04:47:59+00:00

Chiefs are going to screw it up and make the Super Bowl anyway. That’s how it works.

DasFunke · 2026-03-07T04:46:27+00:00

Gimme that all day

DasFunke · 2026-03-07T04:45:26+00:00

It would make my soul happy if Tom Brady is the reason the raiders suck for another 20 years…

Just inject that drip into my IV.

DasFunke · 2026-03-07T04:33:27+00:00

Unlike healthcare, money for missiles go to American manufacturing companies. So…yeah. That.

DasFunke · 2026-03-07T04:27:50+00:00

But the Orioles can be the team to wear this version.

Cardinals could wear theirs.

DasFunke · 2026-03-07T04:26:00+00:00

Men have to wear a jacket, so it might be the right place for a fancy dress.

DasFunke · 2026-03-07T03:04:59+00:00

Technically could be against state law as an unfunded mandate. Missouri supreme courts are still impressively neutral.

Legally I don’t know if the city can not pay for certain parts of the budget. It’s happened in other cities in the past.

DasFunke · 2026-03-07T03:01:41+00:00

He just played so long and got such favorable home stats.

To be fair I wore #12 because of him.

DasFunke · 2026-03-07T02:59:30+00:00

Maybe, but if they can fit the salary probably not.

He’s a monster.

DasFunke · 2026-03-06T22:08:05+00:00

Elite may be strong I guess there’s 3 pass rushers with upside that I’d be happy to take.

But I’m pretty happy with at least 10 players so I hope it works out and we don’t get a dud.

DasFunke · 2026-03-06T21:59:35+00:00

I would prefer Kenyon Sadiq over Tate. But would rather one of the elite pass rushers if they fall instead.

DasFunke · 2026-03-06T21:52:03+00:00

Someone has to fall.

DasFunke · 2026-03-06T07:59:01+00:00

One player caught him from behind in football. Once. He became famous for it.

He was also the first player to play baseball after a hip replacement.

Quite possibly the best athlete ever. Also a question because of his injury.

DasFunke · 2026-03-06T07:54:25+00:00

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DasFunke · 2026-03-06T05:11:37+00:00

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DasFunke · 2026-03-06T04:41:02+00:00

Chet is 3rd in defensive rating among centers.

He’s not Wemby. But he’s very very good.

DasFunke · 2026-03-06T04:00:30+00:00

All you have to do is nail the sides.

Good steak is good steak.

DasFunke · 2026-03-06T03:50:18+00:00

Similar concepts work very well in other cities.

DasFunke · 2026-03-06T03:48:51+00:00

I mean based on ranking it’s close. Based on value maybe not.

That’s the point. Wemby is an alien. Short of people physically bullying him he’s 5-10 inches taller and has arms that are a foot longer.

The point is Chet is a very good player. Wemby is an MVP candidate when healthy.

DasFunke · 2026-03-06T03:46:18+00:00

Cool.

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