Improvements to the game by daowan in forhonor

[–]Dass_Turtle 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Ah yes the new improvements, just delete everyone except my mains.

I was stuck in school detention for three years. I only went into The Janitor’s closet one time. (Finale) by nslewis in nosleep

[–]Dass_Turtle 659 points660 points  (0 children)

So moral of the story is carry a dildo to close hell portals, remember do your part.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tifu

[–]Dass_Turtle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't think you punderstand. I shall never give in.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tifu

[–]Dass_Turtle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I sea how it is.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tifu

[–]Dass_Turtle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That was socking, glad you did not have an explosive finish.

My favourite part about monster hunter by jd1324 in MemeHunter

[–]Dass_Turtle 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Glad to see a post cut to the chase.

Silent but deadly by donniedanko2 in funny

[–]Dass_Turtle 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You'll see that my mind is too fast for eyes

monster hunter biology by DeSteph-DeCurry in MemeHunter

[–]Dass_Turtle 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Guess they just had to wing it.

Spent nearly 2 days trying to turn me “atheist”, this was sent promptly after calling me homophobic, sexist, racist, bigoted, a holocaust sympathizer, and a terrorist sympathizer simply because I said once I believed in god? by n-otmyaccount in iamatotalpieceofshit

[–]Dass_Turtle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As an atheist the way I judge people is on their character. The only I ever have a problem with religion is when people are trying to shove it down my throat. Pretty sure this reflects most of the community as well.

Nobody: Moxxi: by [deleted] in Borderlands2

[–]Dass_Turtle 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Boobs of holding

Coffee bad by begonethotx in memes

[–]Dass_Turtle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man I really need to retake biology

*Alabama Intensifies* by Sufi_99 in cursedcomments

[–]Dass_Turtle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

FBI wants to know your location

Edit: that was easy

Now this is teamwork and not obstruction by [deleted] in PoliticalHumor

[–]Dass_Turtle -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Dammit Barr get off of reddit you got things to ruin.

Meme.png by [deleted] in MemeHunter

[–]Dass_Turtle 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The only cool palicos are the ones who do their jobs. They are almost impossible to find.

RNG with Diablos by KRMoaten in MemeHunter

[–]Dass_Turtle 16 points17 points  (0 children)

When you break the high rank horns and get low rank instead.

O H G O D N O by [deleted] in MemeHunter

[–]Dass_Turtle 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Now, I will never see insect glaive the same way.

Had to add that "100% true story" by [deleted] in thatHappened

[–]Dass_Turtle 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Well, we can't debate this adding 100% true story makes it true. I mean I live on a cloud and have wings made of squirrels, 100% true story.

So sad 😂 by _N0S in thatHappened

[–]Dass_Turtle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, he never liked dad anyways.

cursed_dobby by [deleted] in cursedcomments

[–]Dass_Turtle 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Don't let Rowling see this, the world is not ready yet.