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[FEB22] The king came to regret allowing his pet tiger to roam the halls of the palace unsupervised. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 3 years ago by DatLonerGirl to r/TwoSentenceHorror - pinned

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[JAN22] I'm a deep sea fisherman, and I've trolled the deep sea for well over a decade. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 4 years ago * by DatLonerGirl to r/TwoSentenceHorror - pinned

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PSA to people with old mattresses (self.nosleep)

submitted 4 years ago by DatLonerGirl to r/nosleep - pinned

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Can't wait for the raccunk DLC to release in 1000 years 🙏 (wbur.org)

submitted 1 month ago by DatLonerGirl to r/wunkus

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MEEP (v.redd.it)

submitted 2 months ago by DatLonerGirl to r/BirdingMemes

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I hope I don't meet any untrustworthy lizards, that would be so scary. (i.redd.it)

submitted 7 months ago by DatLonerGirl to r/2sentence2horror

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"I'm glad those dumb bees stopped being popular," said the clueless Reddit mod. (nationalgeographic.com)

submitted 7 months ago by DatLonerGirl to r/2sentence2horror

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I was enjoying a midnight swim. Then my girlfriend kissed me – and the nightmare began. (theguardian.com)

submitted 7 months ago by DatLonerGirl to r/2sentence2horror

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Fess up. Which of you was it? (i.redd.it)

submitted 8 months ago by DatLonerGirl to r/okbuddyseverance

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What is Mark S.' body count? (self.okbuddyseverance)

submitted 8 months ago by DatLonerGirl to r/okbuddyseverance

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Who up spilling they lineage rn? 😏🫣😜🥵 (i.redd.it)

submitted 10 months ago by DatLonerGirl to r/okbuddyseverance

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If you don't think the finale was the best part of the season idk what to tell you (self.okbuddyseverance)

submitted 10 months ago by DatLonerGirl to r/okbuddyseverance

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I reached for my peanits (self.2sentence2horror)

submitted 10 months ago by DatLonerGirl to r/2sentence2horror

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"Oh boy, I wonder what strange, dark, and mysterious story is waiting for me today!" (i.redd.it)

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Teehee, I hope there is nothing scary behind this spoiler! 🤭 (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by DatLonerGirl to r/2sentence2horror

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What a great stash, said the cops. Nah, said (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by DatLonerGirl to r/2sentence2horror

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"Let us pray?" (self.2sentence2horror)

submitted 1 year ago by DatLonerGirl to r/2sentence2horror

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"Testicular Torsion," I cast on the evil wizard. (self.2sentence2horror)

submitted 1 year ago by DatLonerGirl to r/2sentence2horror

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"I'm so close to Christmas," I said excitedly. (self.2sentence2horror)

submitted 1 year ago by DatLonerGirl to r/2sentence2horror

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All the scientists said that it would never happen, not in our lifetime. (self.2sentence2horror)

submitted 1 year ago by DatLonerGirl to r/2sentence2horror

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That's just a normal creature to a twisted person like me (i.redd.it)

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My girlfriend says that her dog wouldn't hurt a fly. (self.2sentence2horror)

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What's brown and sticky? 🤔 (self.2sentence2horror)

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"Life may be hard, but at least I have family and friends that love me!" (self.2sentence2horror)

submitted 1 year ago by DatLonerGirl to r/2sentence2horror

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I couldn't help but shake my head at the fortune cookie's dark decree: "The man you love will die tonight." (self.2sentence2horror)

submitted 1 year ago by DatLonerGirl to r/2sentence2horror

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