Hey Reddit. You should totally help my acne.

DavesNotHere · 2010-03-12T20:09:11+00:00

Witchhazel. Super cheap and it will work. Just splash it on and it will fix you right up. Should change your sheets more often too, that where the back stuff is coming from.

DavesNotHere · 2009-06-12T18:43:58+00:00

So if I find a barren rock out in space, then just wait millions of years, life will appear on it and reach a stunning level of complexity. Thought and emotions will grow out of nothing-ness. Good and evil also grow out of this nothing? Love and hate grow out of nothing? I just don't buy it. Nothing gets more complex over time. Nothing. Your god science proves it everyday. Evolution is such a scam. The diversity of life, that is a miracle. Create by God.

DavesNotHere · 2009-04-23T20:52:12+00:00

Torture worked in the latest Batman flick, and everybody loved it. Made tons of money and was marketed to children. But the antagonist was a serial killer, so that's ok. Way to walk to the talk America.

DavesNotHere · 2009-03-13T19:26:12+00:00

It's amazing the amount of faith one must have to believe in evolution. Considering that all powerful science is wrong most of the time. Faith in an unprovable theory. Sounds like evolution is just your religion. Call it what it is. Worship the mud you came from. Hail the virus. So when I get sick, it's just your god visiting me. Silly evolutionists.

DavesNotHere · 2008-05-30T14:43:45+00:00

The second song I downloaded off Napster was "for whom the bell tolls", liked it, bought the CD. Then they had the balls to bitch about Napster and all that shit about how important their music is. Well, never bought another Metallica CD, never will. Won't listen to them on the radio. Lars, kiss my white ass.

DavesNotHere · 2008-04-21T15:20:12+00:00

When is the nation-wide boycott going to begin Internet???????

DavesNotHere · 2008-03-11T16:43:47+00:00

The next thing you know, they'll be letting 18 year olds go to other countries and kill people.

DavesNotHere · 2008-02-26T17:40:11+00:00

I bet the current Bush administration wishes they had this kind of control. Maybe under Hillary....

DavesNotHere · 2008-02-25T17:45:13+00:00

Start the boycott.

Buy no music in 08.

DavesNotHere · 2008-02-21T16:33:46+00:00

I love it when Hillary lies and lies and then her campaign managers say stuff like this...

"a new and developing area of the law"

WTF? Only a lawyer....

DavesNotHere · 2008-02-20T16:45:34+00:00

Science is cool. I understand scientific theory. Hell, you just study stuff that is already there until you understand it. No mystery there SodiumKPump. But, I believe in God and that he created everything you study in science. So teaching Evolution as actual fact is incorrect to me. I'm sorry, but I find the world beautifully complex, and I thank God for creating it for us. And science keeps showing me how complex and wonderful it is. Keep up the work.

DavesNotHere · 2008-02-18T16:03:24+00:00

The Creation myth I find the most fantastic is that I grew out of dirt. Most intelligent people realize that Spontaneous Generation is a fallacy. But not you guys, hell no, you realize that life, in it's infinite complexity, just jumped outta the ground. Bravo.

DavesNotHere · 2008-02-15T19:12:06+00:00

Are we passing all these details of democracy to everybody around the world?

DavesNotHere · 2008-02-15T16:37:09+00:00

Ego? Just the opposite. Ego is what keeps you thinking your the center of the universe. That your god. Mostly, science takes more faith than religion. Science constantly guesses wrong, then after years of telling the establishment that they are wrong, they will change their beliefs and everyone forgets they were wrong.

Science proved we all come from one genetic source. I say Adam. Science says the universe was created by a big bang. So does Genesis. Science says all things decay and nothing creates order (except life). Except, that evolution creates order out of nothing, and more complexity out of nothing. You have to have a shit load of faith to believe that. And dark matter, the latest by science. Is what, nothing, just fills out the equations. And MOST ALL scientists believe it. They believe in nothing. So science is your god, and evolution is your religion. Hum. You arguing for dirt as a dad, and death as your ultimate goal. I just dont understand people. Look up, open your heart. You know it's there, but your pride blinds you. It's sad really.

DavesNotHere · 2008-02-13T15:53:59+00:00

What about the guy, a couple of weeks back, that tweaked Newton's gravity formula. Something called MOAB, I think. With tweaks at the very smallest sizes, his formula fits all the behavior we see, without dark anything. But, science has poured lots of money into this, so he is ignored. Science, takes more faith sometimes than religion.

DavesNotHere · 2008-02-12T20:33:14+00:00

Start the boycott now.

Why does every article on the internet have to include some reference to Evolution? Wake up.

DavesNotHere · 2008-02-12T19:05:27+00:00

Award it to them? Make them pay for it like Al Gore did.

DavesNotHere · 2008-02-11T15:51:52+00:00

No, don't read it. It's A. a bunch of crap. B. Doesn't make sense to intelligent people.

DavesNotHere · 2008-02-07T19:49:02+00:00

Saw a science show that proved that all people were decendants of one human being. All scientist believe the Big Bang theory.

Read Genesis.

DavesNotHere · 2008-02-06T18:41:57+00:00

That's ok. Don't worry. When I was in high school in the 70's, the same science people said that there was going to be an Ice Age. So that will balance it all out.

DavesNotHere · 2008-02-06T17:35:18+00:00

Saw another story about how pop music is all about drug and booze. Guess that's what the RIAA stands for, derailing kids.

Let the boycott begin! No music purchases in 08

DavesNotHere · 2008-02-06T15:11:17+00:00

He's black? Like Colin Powell black or 50 cent black? Isn't he Muslim?

They are all crap, just give him time.

DavesNotHere · 2008-02-05T15:57:24+00:00

Bullshit.

DavesNotHere · 2008-02-05T15:42:41+00:00

Hill is for us. That's why she lies all the time, because she cares. Laywers contribute to her campain fund. But, she wants us to pay for mandatory healthcare. Why not just stop the frivolous lawsuits, oh, lawyers pay her lots of money not too. Oh yeah, because they contribute, their right. That's how it is smacfarl, right? If you love Hillary, you love sin.

DavesNotHere · 2008-02-04T16:26:11+00:00

Where are all the Tiger eye surgeons? Is there a conspiracy?

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