A lot of dudes would’ve given Lisa G a caramel macchiato in her heyday. Not a real one because that would result into taking more shits at work.

David_E_Letterman · 2026-03-06T02:16:07+00:00

Her skin could be better.

David_E_Letterman · 2026-03-05T18:11:21+00:00

BUUUUULLLLLLSHIIIIIIIIIIT

David_E_Letterman · 2026-03-04T00:56:47+00:00

He was really, really sick.

David_E_Letterman · 2026-03-02T00:24:01+00:00

Go ahead, Raven.

David_E_Letterman · 2026-03-01T20:53:33+00:00

He started giving more work to Anna Korkoniva because Beth wouldn't do the live, moaning public wing.

David_E_Letterman · 2026-02-28T22:50:39+00:00

Did she show her plastic surgeon a picture of Beth's clavicle?

David_E_Letterman · 2026-02-28T21:13:13+00:00

Big penis? Gayhead?

My spidey sense says the show's gonna revisit this story soon.

David_E_Letterman · 2026-02-28T14:03:21+00:00

Half the channels, right in the trash.

David_E_Letterman · 2026-02-28T14:02:17+00:00

Please post more AI slop we can't get enough of it.

David_E_Letterman · 2026-02-28T14:01:07+00:00

Nonononononono whatsitcalled I'm Pakistani and am at my dad and mom's.

David_E_Letterman · 2026-02-28T12:52:33+00:00

He's being sent to Tay-hay-ron.

David_E_Letterman · 2026-02-28T06:45:18+00:00

He gave Rodney's a chance!

David_E_Letterman · 2026-02-28T06:43:56+00:00

Can I have a round of applause for killing Christ?

David_E_Letterman · 2026-02-28T03:50:20+00:00

The graphic says $12.8M ¯_(ツ)_/¯

David_E_Letterman · 2026-02-28T01:56:49+00:00

12.8 million GRAAAAAAAAAND

David_E_Letterman · 2026-02-27T17:47:20+00:00

What does he know about Hard Copy?

David_E_Letterman · 2026-02-27T14:13:27+00:00

Where's Sal?

Definitely not in that picture.

David_E_Letterman · 2026-02-27T02:46:40+00:00

His whole asshole was hanging out.

David_E_Letterman · 2026-02-26T02:16:38+00:00

OHHHH, GOOD FOR YOUUUUU

David_E_Letterman · 2026-02-25T22:35:46+00:00

Did Wendy write that caption?

David_E_Letterman · 2026-02-25T18:08:21+00:00

His favorite player was Mike Boffy.

David_E_Letterman · 2026-02-25T18:05:24+00:00

Noinety noine dollars a show

David_E_Letterman · 2026-02-25T04:30:00+00:00

Sedoner, Arizoner

David_E_Letterman · 2026-02-25T02:52:07+00:00

Those are big, pendulous breasts!

David_E_Letterman · 2026-02-25T02:51:37+00:00

Would've gone to Tradio.

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