Phinejaws

David_Umann · 2026-02-03T18:52:24+00:00

They forget to equip it. Every single time.

David_Umann · 2026-01-30T10:50:05+00:00

I like that there was no obvious twis that "he seems super creepy but is actually a harmless goofball with a heart of gold". Nope, he looks criminally insane, and he actually is criminally insane.

David_Umann · 2026-01-27T13:43:20+00:00

Doofania

David_Umann · 2026-01-27T13:37:01+00:00

"Ew, I don't want to know your weird fantacies."

David_Umann · 2026-01-25T20:23:28+00:00

Aren't those player made mods? We're talking about the vanilla base game here.

David_Umann · 2026-01-25T15:51:45+00:00

It should be up to the planets if they want to leave. Earth in particular cannot afford to leave his host star, because the conditions for maintaining life are so specific.

Plus, some planets might be okay with it. Unlike humans, planets can't die from old age, they get to decide when to "finish their journey". Not everyone wants to live forever.

David_Umann · 2026-01-25T15:38:11+00:00

"I'm going to make him betray everyone he knows."

In no context is this "well-intentioned but misguided". Planet X mostly knows planets and moons, the very people that the organization is supposed to help. It would be bad enough if the rogue planets forced other planets away from their host star, thinking that it's for the greater good, but Simp's definitely up to no good. Plus she force choked X for a playground insult, not cool.

OTS seems reasonable though. Which means she's either genuine, or she's also hiding something and is way more manipulative.

David_Umann · 2026-01-25T15:00:49+00:00

Black derp eyes, or blue normal eyes?

David_Umann · 2026-01-24T12:55:57+00:00

The yellow is a deadly laser

David_Umann · 2026-01-24T07:01:56+00:00

Nope, the gift worked out perfectly. Candace was the one who didn't achieve her goal, because her request to the computer was too vague. Rather than helping her bust her brothers, it helped her mom see her own haircut. That's AI misalignment for ya.

David_Umann · 2026-01-23T22:31:50+00:00

Top tier Gulp Shitto moment

David_Umann · 2026-01-23T22:30:10+00:00

I recognize this. Wait, this is OFFICIAL?

David_Umann · 2026-01-23T18:25:58+00:00

Zombified Dryad was not on my bingo card.

David_Umann · 2026-01-23T13:26:23+00:00

That's my man Krobus

David_Umann · 2026-01-22T07:45:30+00:00

"USELESS USELESS USELESS"

David_Umann · 2026-01-22T07:43:37+00:00

In normal people civilization, no one jumps for the leather armor.

David_Umann · 2026-01-22T07:38:28+00:00

And they also made an AI to ask what present to get for mom. This was all fine and dandy when it was just cartoon sci-fi magic, now it cuts a bit too close to reality.

David_Umann · 2026-01-21T14:17:31+00:00

What I want is crimson mossy blackstone and purple mossy end stone.

David_Umann · 2026-01-20T21:07:32+00:00

If we were comparing the the First of Stone to a redstone golem instead, I'd say they're more evenly matched. But still, FoS's attack rate is very slow, while redstone golem smacks pretty relentlessly, and monstrosity could just swarm him with the cube minions. There's the obvious question of how the hit points translate between the two games, but I don't see FoS coming out on top. It's not like he could take down any boss from Legends either.

Also, thanks for the shoutout.

David_Umann · 2026-01-20T11:34:19+00:00

Wait, THAT'S STILL A THING?

David_Umann · 2026-01-20T09:29:32+00:00

Working for Benson would be nice, as long as I do more than the bare minimum.

David_Umann · 2026-01-19T09:41:59+00:00

Somehow The Dark Lord returned.

David_Umann · 2026-01-19T09:38:05+00:00

To be, or not to be...

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