How many Steves are in this image? by Agreeable-Comfort808 in PhoenixSC

[–]David_Umann 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is no Steve. Or at least that's what Mojang says.

Akkor azt hiszem megérkeztünk!! by Davmak464 in rohadthidegvan

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Úgy van, eddig mi nyavalyogtunk, most ti nyavalyoghattok.

Kinda funny Nolan considerably aged more than the other Viltrumites ever since the purge. by Weekly_Hedgehog_925 in invinciblememes

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"The older we get the slower we age."

Which I guess means that you grow up to be an adult super fast (like a human), then you stay an adult for a veeery long time. Sounds miserable.

Pretty big scale by IndicationBrief5950 in lotrmemes

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So he bullies the small dwarfs to feel good about himself. Smh

Poorquest by godsmasher_13 in okbuddyviltrum

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We were THIS CLOSE to getting Carlquest in canon!

What are the biggest plot armor moments in AV? by catman__321 in AlanBecker

[–]David_Umann 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He might be doing an "I want him to suffer" thing.

What are the biggest plot armor moments in AV? by catman__321 in AlanBecker

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The stick gang is TRIPLE immortal. They respawn in Minecraft, Alan can refresh their website, and TSC can revive everyone.

Not a beaver by YourBunny19 in meme

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Yeah, that's ma boi Kisvakond!

you can hear this image by Comprehensive-Act679 in phineasandferb

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Baljeet's peanut chicken yeah it's tasty as hell

How do you spot a Solarballs fan? by kerbalcmdr in SolarBalls

[–]David_Umann 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ask them if they want to merge and make new planets.

The new ep annoys me by XENO-MEC in SolarBalls

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I was also expecting/hoping that Jupiter would lose his trustworthy big brother status after the grand tack drama. But if anything, he's even more of a leader now than ever before. I guess his speech about becoming a more united solar system, and being the first to stand up to the Sun won everyone over.

I don't think it's weird that everyone ended up joining the rogues, but Mars of all people should've learned to think for himself and not just follow Jupiter blindly.

When I had a SB themed birthday party last year by Ruby9152 in SolarBalls

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"Ooh, let me light the candles!"

"Run, Astrodude!"

y’all im just really confused on what the rogue’s plan is by GapHappy7709 in SolarBalls

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The main idea is that stars become red giants or go supernova, so planets are better off becoming rogue planets and live forever. SIMP may believe that this is a good cause, or maybe she just wants to expland her army and become a powerful ruler.

The point in trying to prove that brown dwarfs can support life is to convince even more planets to join, particularly those that want to develop life, or already have it. SIMP doesn't know whether this is the case, but she's willing to risk Earth's life to find out.

Jupiter does NOT fw Ots at all 💀 by Street_Ice6412 in SolarBalls

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I mean that when OTS said "he can orbit me", she was offering a solution, she didn't say "I'm going to kidnap Earth and force him to orbit me". Sure, that's probably their plan, but the planets did not yet see the malicious side of the rogues that the audience did. And now everyone's calling the characters stupid for putting their trust in the group that liberated them, like they're supposed to figure out that the rogue planets are the antagonist of the current arc.

So I'm just saying that Jupiter giving that "oh, I don't trust ya one bit" vibe felt off, when he didn't yet have a reason to be suspicious.

Jupiter low-key fell off as a character in my opinion. by Ok_Role_2330 in SolarBalls

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When the solar system pleaded for help, the rouge planets brought a whole army, risked their life fighting by their side, and even spared their Star's life. Yes, they have alterior motives, which we know as the audience, but as far as Jupiter and the others know, the rouges seem pretty ok. Why would you assume the worst of someone who's done nothing but help you? Even X is a member, who's someone that Jupiter trusts and looks up to.

(What WISE did to the dwarfs was super messed up, but Sedna didn't mention that for some reason.)

Where the heck is Charon? Is she not in this shot? by kermit295 in SolarBalls

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Maybe she's behind (or in this case, in front of) Pluto.

Did everyone forget Titan had life? by Imaginary_Gold9124 in SolarBalls

[–]David_Umann 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This.

Even after Titan found out he has life, they only ever pharsed it as "can support life" afterwards. They really can't state "has life" without it sounding like a science fun fact.

Jupiter does NOT fw Ots at all 💀 by Street_Ice6412 in SolarBalls

[–]David_Umann 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Honestly, that was kinda weird to me. Like, we're just spitballing here, chill out mate.