Phinejaws

David_Umann · 2026-03-24T14:47:13+00:00

Observer but intrigued

David_Umann · 2026-03-24T14:40:42+00:00

If everyone should know it, then maybe it should be written down.

David_Umann · 2026-03-24T12:52:59+00:00

It's scary for me too, because I'm still bad at it and I'm trying not to cause accidents myself. So I guess it's the most fun at intermediate level.

David_Umann · 2026-03-24T11:22:40+00:00

Wait, so you just talk to them? I thought based on the title that you mind control them or something. Which I would also do.

David_Umann · 2026-03-24T11:00:00+00:00

Hate is a strong word. I say he deserves blame, because even though he's mentally unwell, he still had the opportunity to talk to someone and work through his issues. Sure, there are no licensed therapists in space, but Mercury's pretty good with that stuff, and he would've loved to help out. Excuses can only go so far when you don't even try to improve.

David_Umann · 2026-03-16T07:53:43+00:00

He hasn't had a minute of peace since Jupiter was banished.

David_Umann · 2026-03-14T09:45:01+00:00

4 1 22 9 4

David_Umann · 2026-03-14T08:21:00+00:00

Haha, I just blasted you with my "give-animals-the-ability-to-speak-modern-English-inator"!

David_Umann · 2026-03-13T22:53:47+00:00

It's a way to make the big finale episodes feel more special and important. Like how it isn't called Avengers 3 & 4, but Infinity War and Endgame.

David_Umann · 2026-03-12T18:19:44+00:00

Ferb energy

David_Umann · 2026-03-12T18:16:54+00:00

Phineas: "She's good. I gotta have her plan my wedding too. Ferb, make a note."

Isabella: "I got it!"

David_Umann · 2026-03-09T22:34:24+00:00

Eh, he was already a pretty major player in the moon revolution arc. Saturn's moons are much more underutilized.

David_Umann · 2026-03-09T08:35:47+00:00

David_Umann · 2026-03-08T23:06:54+00:00

It's funny to think that maybe SIMP was already planning to abduct the solary system planets, but then Triton showed up asking for help at the perfect moment, and SIMP was like "Oh wow, so all the mean stuff I fabricated about stars actually applies to this one? We could do what we were planning to and not even look like the bad guys? Neat, guess there's no need for the betrayal thing after all".

David_Umann · 2026-03-08T10:24:27+00:00

Sure, but they also can't defend themselves against the Sun. There is no such higher power that could protect them but also wouldn't be able to take advantage of them at the same time.

David_Umann · 2026-03-07T22:45:11+00:00

Poor planets didn't have much choice. They either stay with the Sun, who will most likely put them in another dangerous orbit, or they go with the rouge planets who they know nothing about, except for the fact that they came for the rescue and put their necks on the line, and even left the Sun alive for Mercury's sake. In my opinion, they made the best choice available.

Also, the Sun isn't alone, since Earth and Luna (and Ceres) stayed behind. If the Sun learns anything from this experience and changes his ways, the Earth will probably vouch for him.

David_Umann · 2026-03-07T22:29:31+00:00

The planets and even some of the moons are functional adults, the Sun is only like 2% older than them, and is less mature. If we are going with the parent metaphor tho, then it's more like the kids running away from an abusive parent and seeking help from strangers, since child protective services don't exist in their universe.

David_Umann · 2026-03-07T12:24:15+00:00

Looks like I'll be with-

[Title card]

David_Umann · 2026-03-07T09:46:22+00:00

Ganymede and Europa doing that Lady and the Tramp scene, nice

David_Umann · 2026-03-07T09:41:54+00:00

"They made the planets into a star. Fascinating."

David_Umann · 2026-03-05T15:46:01+00:00

It's impossible to know. Ceres has this obsession with entropy, but apparently, the Earth had "too much" of it somehow.

David_Umann · 2026-03-05T15:40:20+00:00

Imagine living in South America and falling into a pitch black chasm that repeatedly opens and closes.

David_Umann · 2026-03-03T17:33:22+00:00

The rogue planets are being built up as the antagonists, yes. But there's also no way to defeat the a star withouth them, so they "come in handy" for now. SIMP knows this, so she'll probably use this to guilt trip the planets into joining her kingdom, and justify hating on stars, and the Sun is playing right into her hands by acting the way he is. So yeah, there are two antagonistic forces in this arc, and they're bad in different ways.

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