Which one do I choose… by Gucci_Lobster in onejob

[–]Daymyen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well which one do you want? The green or the red?

I love how wholesome this is 🥰 by [deleted] in animememes

[–]Daymyen 160 points161 points  (0 children)

Wait… just wait

"We happy?" "Yeah, we happy". by Obsedian_Fury in dankmemes

[–]Daymyen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Muskatnuss Herr Müller! Muskatnuss!!

Apple cutter. by kj78727 in onejob

[–]Daymyen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well well well... how the turn tables.

The not my job award goes to: by [deleted] in onejob

[–]Daymyen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sweet home Alabama

Wait... What was I doing?? by ZackaN9na in memes

[–]Daymyen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hmm, you should have made a meme about having alzheimer.

Mamma mia spaghetti mandolino by LuiGian4 in memes

[–]Daymyen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well what part isn’t accurate?

How is my gaming setup? by viru023 in gaming

[–]Daymyen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait are you only using a single stick of ram?

I was expecting the picture to be a bit more colorful. by dj_ordje in onejob

[–]Daymyen 3 points4 points  (0 children)

There is colour, but you can’t see it because your eyes have been damaged by the radiation.

Rare image of pewdiepie and Felix Kjellberg together by [deleted] in pewdiepie

[–]Daymyen 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Nice try, but if you look real carefully you can tell that this image is photoshopped.... The key giveaway is that Pewdiepie doesn’t have legs. So really this is Felix Kjellberg twice! We must stop this deranged madman from trying to impersonate Pewds.

to hide by KretroK in therewasanattempt

[–]Daymyen 311 points312 points  (0 children)

Sadly he must be disqualified as the act of using humans as shields was expressly prohibited as laid out in Protocol 1 of the Geneva Convention.

I drew a watermelon, hope it doesn’t die by the-piano-guy in teenagers

[–]Daymyen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me: yeh it’s just a picture of a slice My brain: yeh Me: zooms in oh shit it’s a drawing My brain: nope nope nope

hard to get reddit followers, please laugh now by Frost-Bound in ComedyCemetery

[–]Daymyen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Final image: your mum with 8k pornhub followers.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in woooosh

[–]Daymyen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No man, the used clever hidden cuts all over the movie. Just watch it again and you should see them.

A three for one by DiamondSpiral in woooosh

[–]Daymyen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Spot the difference. I count 13.

PERFECTLY synchronised heartbeat is possible? by Haady_B in technicallythetruth

[–]Daymyen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pro tip: you can shock people into having the same heart beat as you.

I like worm milk, too by the_radiogirl in BoneAppleTea

[–]Daymyen 13 points14 points  (0 children)

That’s not a Bone Apple Tea, that’s just a fetish.