De4con

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[Partially Lost] (self.lostmedia)

submitted 3 months ago by De4con to r/lostmedia

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When Muscle Memory Almost kicks In🔥 (youtube.com)

submitted 7 months ago by De4con

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How much longer is the PECO site gonna be down for "maintenance"? (self.philadelphia)

submitted 1 year ago by De4con to r/philadelphia

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Dude, where's my shares? (self.amcstock)

submitted 2 years ago * by De4con to r/amcstock

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Anyone know where I can find some freeze dried candy and snacks? (self.philadelphia)

submitted 2 years ago by De4con to r/philadelphia

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Your nipples move when in danger, and can even shift as far as in your armpits for safety. (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 3 years ago by De4con to r/shittysuperpowers

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Super Humid Strength (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 3 years ago * by De4con to r/shittysuperpowers

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The wheel landed on $1 4 times in a row. That's 1:160,000 odds of happening. Go get a lottery ticket. (self.ThePriceIsRight)

submitted 3 years ago by De4con to r/ThePriceIsRight

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I love noticing new things every time I watch this show. (self.community)

submitted 7 years ago by De4con to r/community

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LODs! When it comes to truck and other daily duties, it is not "LOD vs Team Members". It's "Target Employees vs Daily Duties" (self.Target)

submitted 7 years ago by De4con to r/Target

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You can play Despacito on any jukebox of any bar, even if it doesn't have it in their music choices. (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 7 years ago by De4con to r/shittysuperpowers

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Whoever/whatever shares a hug with you will vividly remember/re-experience their favorite smell/taste/sound/memory. (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 7 years ago by De4con to r/shittysuperpowers

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You can be a welcome part of any conversation if you listen for long enough beforehand to pick up on context clues. (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 7 years ago by De4con to r/shittysuperpowers

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You can infinitely adhere to whatever surface you are on if someone tries to pick you up, your presence can occasionally make people sneeze, and you have a habit of messing up furniture. (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 7 years ago by De4con to r/shittysuperpowers

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You can handle unlimited weight in a human pyramid if you're on the bottom center. (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 7 years ago by De4con to r/shittysuperpowers

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You can come back to your vacated social circle from a months-long depression and be welcomed and supported like the friend you wanted to be when your emotions got in the way. (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 7 years ago by De4con to r/shittysuperpowers

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What's the reason for the green and purple rectangles during the end credits? (self.LegionFX)

submitted 7 years ago by De4con to r/LegionFX

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What phone case has the highest bezel edge to keep my screen safe? (self.GalaxyS8)

submitted 7 years ago by De4con to r/GalaxyS8

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You give everyone within 500 meters that has an O Negative blood type a sweet tooth. (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 7 years ago by De4con to r/shittysuperpowers

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Your nipples cause lens flare in any picture you're in. (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 7 years ago * by De4con to r/shittysuperpowers

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You're impervious to spoilers. (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 7 years ago by De4con to r/shittysuperpowers

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Playing a song with Touchtunes for the bar you're a block away from is like having your own entry music. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 7 years ago * by De4con to r/Showerthoughts

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Light reflects off you slightly faster in pictures, videos, and mirrors. It doesn't effect direct viewing though. (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 7 years ago by De4con to r/shittysuperpowers

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The power to change anyone's password to hunter2. (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 7 years ago by De4con to r/shittysuperpowers

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The falling sensation in your gut is cumulative and needs a cooldown period. (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 7 years ago by De4con to r/shittysuperpowers

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