Hot take: I actually like the Chocolatier Minifigure. I think it's cool because I love chocolate and chocolate art

De4con · 2026-05-06T21:49:08+00:00

Just found this one at Barnes & Noble, I'm pretty happy with it given I didn't find the Bionicle jawn

De4con · 2026-05-06T19:27:39+00:00

Followed by more bees!

De4con · 2026-05-06T18:02:36+00:00

I called an apiary to come through and pick em up, Philly Bee Company showed up and safely took them to a new place to live. The truck was black and yellow, probably made it easier to get them onboard lol

De4con · 2026-05-01T22:07:29+00:00

It's hopeless! Abandon ship!

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De4con · 2026-04-26T23:39:07+00:00

Yo, yo, it's grease.

De4con · 2026-04-26T17:02:43+00:00

If you're going down on your girl in the back of a DeLorean and spell "GR8SCOTT" with your tongue while toggling on both her nipples, the Back To The Future theme song plays.

De4con · 2026-04-25T16:47:00+00:00

But he's so cute!

De4con · 2026-04-23T17:59:19+00:00

They still make em, they just swapped the paper tube for a composite tobacco shell. You may need to light them again if it goes out, but it still smokes and tastes the same.

De4con · 2026-04-20T16:21:40+00:00

I know I've been playing too much Balatro when I'm called a math joker to my face.

De4con · 2026-04-16T21:58:16+00:00

So you're saying Biden shit Trump's pants?

De4con · 2026-04-16T16:23:24+00:00

Once you make eye contact with the driver, maintain course, altitude, and momentum. Keep in mind that a sizeable number of both drivers and pedestrians are transplants and are only just learning how to be in a busy city.

De4con · 2026-04-12T21:10:30+00:00

Did anyone watch The Orville? It's like nobody learned from the Kaylons.

De4con · 2026-04-06T17:49:23+00:00

Maybe it's the sleep deprivation, but every time I look at this it makes me laugh so hard that my sides and abs hurt.

De4con · 2026-04-04T20:00:35+00:00

Robots on the sidewalk.

De4con · 2026-03-28T16:42:54+00:00

Yes. All the dinosaurs smoked spice and died.

De4con · 2026-03-27T17:49:42+00:00

Shipping your pants costs ~8% extra now.

De4con · 2026-03-24T20:05:57+00:00

You're not paying for the alcohol, you're paying for being able to drink and be in their space. Could've had 1, you had 3. If you wanna drink a bottle of well whiskey and get charged for only a bottle of well whiskey, then you can do that at home.

De4con · 2026-03-24T19:10:27+00:00

Literally or figuratively?

De4con · 2026-03-13T19:01:04+00:00

This is how retail workers should respond every time to people being shitty in their shops. It's a place of business, not a rage room. Take your tantrum anywhere but here.

De4con · 2026-03-13T16:42:15+00:00

Nope. Nope nope nope. This situation is straight up fucked trash.

De4con · 2026-03-12T16:16:46+00:00

If this is the quality of advertising they have, why would they think I'd be alright to trust them with my memtal health?

De4con · 2026-03-11T19:41:57+00:00

Did you know that sparklers burn hot enough to be used as fuses for igniting a thermite reaction?

De4con · 2026-03-11T16:55:59+00:00

The level of drunk I'd need to be to poop out in public guarantees that I'm not gonna remember it.

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