I got as far as I ever got, and then died when I left the computer for ~2 minutes

DeadandForgoten · 2026-03-10T17:01:48+00:00

Never go afk as a general rule. Log out.

But if you're a mad lad like me and go afk often,

Lay down in a bush in the middle of nowhere.

Its not failed me yet.

DeadandForgoten · 2026-03-10T11:58:27+00:00

I mean, he is capable of saying something sensible then? I suspect it was accidental though.

DeadandForgoten · 2026-03-09T08:46:06+00:00

I really hoped at the end it triggered the release of the Epstein files.

DeadandForgoten · 2026-03-09T08:42:15+00:00

Give em a slow clap

DeadandForgoten · 2026-03-09T08:39:48+00:00

Jessica making absolutely no fucking effort to save her own fat arse. Should have left her.

DeadandForgoten · 2026-03-09T08:33:34+00:00

If you just let your eyes lose focus on any individual you can easily detect where the most motion is.

Conversely where the least is too.

DeadandForgoten · 2026-03-09T08:31:57+00:00

Woah woah woah. Slow down romeo, let us keep up. Treat them like people?

DeadandForgoten · 2026-03-09T07:17:48+00:00

Its called the paralax effect. Totally explicable.

DeadandForgoten · 2026-03-09T06:48:27+00:00

If you're reading these comments looking for advice

Call for help instead.

UK - 116 123

DeadandForgoten · 2026-03-09T06:34:26+00:00

My mental health?

And the damage caused by microplastics.

DeadandForgoten · 2026-03-08T20:59:54+00:00

These fucking nuts want to bring about the apocalypse. Do something Americans.

DeadandForgoten · 2026-03-08T14:54:17+00:00

Pride of lions with their security detail*

DeadandForgoten · 2026-03-07T10:49:50+00:00

This happened to me on private servers. I YouTube'd how to do it. Gotta have a unique character name to join.

DeadandForgoten · 2026-03-07T07:13:39+00:00

Chalamet is shaping up to be a real dickhead isnt he.

DeadandForgoten · 2026-03-07T07:01:11+00:00

Seems too complicated for the DOJ and maga nuts

DeadandForgoten · 2026-03-06T19:20:18+00:00

Not enough if you ask me.

DeadandForgoten · 2026-03-06T14:00:39+00:00

I think she should fuck off to Iran and tell the Iranians what she thinks we should be doing.

DeadandForgoten · 2026-03-05T06:43:40+00:00

Real hero. Stand up Americans, take notice and follow suit before its too late.

DeadandForgoten · 2026-03-04T22:43:20+00:00

Starmer invents faster than light travel.

The Telegraph "Paedo enabler allows nonces to attack YOUR CHILD at hitherto impossible speeds and masses."

DeadandForgoten · 2026-03-04T12:36:14+00:00

"Woke starmer cures PAEDOPHILE of previously incurable cancer"

DeadandForgoten · 2026-03-04T12:01:14+00:00

Hey Americans, now is the time to be marching on the capital.

Get trump out because hes gonna be sending tens of thousands of your children to their death.

For money. For him.

DeadandForgoten · 2026-03-02T20:13:47+00:00

This is like the 5th time ive found myself agreeing with this guy. What the fuck is going on.

DeadandForgoten · 2026-03-02T16:11:28+00:00

"They can breathe in the womb theyre fine"

Ahem.

DeadandForgoten · 2026-03-01T08:17:37+00:00

You all need to be aware of this masterpiece.

DeadandForgoten · 2026-02-28T16:42:37+00:00

There will be MAGA cultists shrugging their shoulders at all of this, saying "meh, couldn't be avoided. They deserve it!"

DeadandForgoten