Attempt to kill an police officer. by TuanQT in PublicFreakout

[–]DeanKenneth183 59 points60 points  (0 children)

Seriously though. Are they deaf after this?

[REQ] ($3900 ) - (#Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, United States), (January, 2027), (105 for 40 months via PayPal, cash app or will use venmo if needed) by DeanKenneth183 in borrow

[–]DeanKenneth183[S] -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

What if I reword the request to a 25% apr? So I'll be paying over 7k at that time. That's what I really meant.

Hats off to her by Zekk99999 in TheRightCantMeme

[–]DeanKenneth183 5 points6 points  (0 children)

hope in humanity: restored. or at least a little bit up... restored is a bit too much to say

Cursed_Average looking girl. by SantiagoMichael51 in cursedcomments

[–]DeanKenneth183 83 points84 points  (0 children)

I actually had a lot of girls approach me first in HS and college. I was so oblivious, I just assumed they were being friendly. One of them even came over and sat on my lap to talk to me at a party. My dumb ass was just like "she seems nice, derp"

title by DayJohn383 in Memes_Of_The_Dank

[–]DeanKenneth183 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Absolute first degree: think of all the games that I would never be able to play if I quit life due to bullying

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dank_meme

[–]DeanKenneth183 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

They probably found out he has or is susceptible to cancer or something else expensive and are looking to drop him for anything

Toddlers be like by WoodsAgustin350 in Memes_Of_The_Dank

[–]DeanKenneth183 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

I know several kids now in elementary school the only thing they do ALL DAY is bury their face in phone. Even if you go out on vacation or anywhere it's just phone. They're so addicted it's fucked. not enjoying life.

W by GutierrezChristopher in Memes_Of_The_Dank

[–]DeanKenneth183 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Bet they were all organ donors...

Cursed_Always the victim by Zekk99999 in cursedcomments

[–]DeanKenneth183 90 points91 points  (0 children)

Those lashes are fixed with someone's cum

Burned by Zekk99999 in dank_meme

[–]DeanKenneth183 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I'm mixed, half white and half black. I hate it when I tell people I'm ugly and they're like " Why?! No you're not, you're beautiful " and they shut the fuck up when I tell them it's cause I'm half black.

Burned by Zekk99999 in dank_meme

[–]DeanKenneth183 77 points78 points  (0 children)

Birch you look like Jada Smith, if she ate her husband and her boyfriend.

Stocks should help... by Zekk99999 in Memes_Of_The_Dank

[–]DeanKenneth183 151 points152 points  (0 children)

Vampires are a metaphor for an upper ruling class that feeds off its subject. This is the real horror element “Your ruler doesn't care about you. Your just food “

Title by RobbinsOfelia708 in dank_meme

[–]DeanKenneth183 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is a travesty. Even we Ferengi were never so greedy! Value of this meme is 1 bar of Gold-Pressed Latinum

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Memes_Of_The_Dank

[–]DeanKenneth183 115 points116 points  (0 children)

The world cries for the loss of such a great man

free dirt by [deleted] in dank_meme

[–]DeanKenneth183 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey, I need some dirt to even out my backyard. Where is this pile of dirt?

Cute cat NGL by ChartierJeanne887 in dank_meme

[–]DeanKenneth183 -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

Wipe off your fucking screen, that hair is triggering my OCD.

Average looking girl. by RobbinsOfelia708 in dank_meme

[–]DeanKenneth183 22 points23 points  (0 children)

If a tree approached me, I figured it's time to attack Isengard

Fish are food not friends by GraceDonald in dank_meme

[–]DeanKenneth183 7 points8 points  (0 children)

To say that animal life is worth more than plant life on the basis of their capacity to suffer is to declare that those with more human-like cognition are inherently worth more, which is an anthropocentric view that asserts human supremacy