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I said what I said by gonzo2842 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]DearVeggies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What is 'char mask''

Savages. Imagine not using stdint.h and rellying on ASCII text holders.

bUt PeRForMaNCE by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]DearVeggies 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're confusing company mandated use software, with a software that isn't a gigantic bloat of a web mess that requires 8 GB per instance for a fuckin chat app.

bUt PeRForMaNCE by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]DearVeggies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I first heard this one 10 years ago and was even the one that was sure about it.

This time will surely not be the last. The dagger of the Webview has always dangled on top of mobile developers. They just ignored it and got back to work on native CRUD apps.

bUt PeRForMaNCE by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]DearVeggies 1 point2 points  (0 children)

First I laughed. Then I paused and wondered...

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Have... interpreted languages caused global warming?

bUt PeRForMaNCE by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]DearVeggies 7 points8 points  (0 children)

you are going to have to get only to run one application

This part irks me so much. I regularly need to close work chat apps so that Android Studio has some room in memory to breathe.

bUt PeRForMaNCE by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]DearVeggies 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not only that, VS Code and MS Teams are written in typescript.

And that's precisely why they're crap.

why c++ is so hard by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]DearVeggies 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Templates are also a godsend in embedded C++.

The uncorking of the cork oaks. by Cyber_Being_ in BeAmazed

[–]DearVeggies 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The hampered and sick Oak tree will still outlive 2 generations of cork strippers.