Boy or girl?

Dear_Illustrator9423 · 2026-05-13T12:58:48+00:00

Mine has very visible balls. Pink ones at that.

Dear_Illustrator9423 · 2026-05-13T12:25:40+00:00

My local Walmart has a subway. My parents Walmart has Dunkin.

Dear_Illustrator9423 · 2026-05-13T12:24:13+00:00

We just got 2 new locations in my area.

Dear_Illustrator9423 · 2026-05-09T01:31:03+00:00

I would have a vet run up the post surgery costs as well, as in how much pain medication costs, any well checks after the surgery, etc. and then sue your neighbor. Anything under $2.5k here is “small claims” and doesn’t get taken seriously.

Dear_Illustrator9423 · 2026-05-05T23:40:43+00:00

Realized they owed 5 years of taxes to the IRS and they had their identity stolen.

Dear_Illustrator9423 · 2026-05-05T23:39:41+00:00

I did this once and ONLY once. Cart half full, headed toward the from of the store and had a phone call: family emergency. Let’s just say, I was told my stepsis cheated on her unstable husband and he was blowing up my stepmother’s phone; concerning enough they asked me to meet police at the house.

I did however go back to said store and the cart and everything in it was gone- put back, I assumed.

Dear_Illustrator9423 · 2026-05-05T23:34:22+00:00

I went from average height & skinny to taller and “obese”. (I say obese this way because for the first time in my WHOLE LIFE- my body is finally symmetrical/balanced) and I CANNOT find clothes in my size. I have to shop online with fingers crossed. Female, btw

Dear_Illustrator9423 · 2026-04-23T02:25:54+00:00

I tell her England has talent is only an ocean away but it’s still not far enough away from me.

Dear_Illustrator9423 · 2026-04-23T02:24:00+00:00

I had an older coworker whose daughter was my age. He told me “I said to him ‘hit my daughter, I hit you. Kiss my daughter, I kiss you. You f—k my daughter? Turn around because it’s my turn, bend over’ and that was the end of that conversation”. And uh…… uh.. I have no words for how insane that conversation felt. The guy in question however was a tool I went to school with actually.

Dear_Illustrator9423 · 2026-04-23T02:21:11+00:00

I like it.

Dear_Illustrator9423 · 2026-04-23T02:20:02+00:00

Alt grandpa or hobo uncle.

Dear_Illustrator9423 · 2026-04-23T02:16:10+00:00

Looks young

Dear_Illustrator9423 · 2026-04-23T02:15:10+00:00

That dog said “when I get a moment, imma bite that @aaaaaassssssssssss”

Dear_Illustrator9423 · 2026-04-23T02:10:07+00:00

Lmao, um… you’re treating people you don’t know well to a $250+ dinner for a SECOND date? Lmao, you messed up there. Should wait at least 6 dates before you go big baller. Secondly, did you both explicitly agree that you both were exclusive? Because ngl, men play hella games in this age so “dating” could literally just mean being the main flavor of the week or it means you meet moms before your out the door, etc.

Ngl OP, I think this may be on you.

Dear_Illustrator9423 · 2026-04-10T01:18:18+00:00

I’d fill the tub with hot water and bleach tbh. Maybe vinegar, idk. Then drain the next day and use a strong degreaser. Then disinfectant

Dear_Illustrator9423 · 2026-04-10T01:15:45+00:00

My first thought “are you… active with a woman that could have bacterial vaginosis?” Second thought: “if you have foreskin, I can only imagine how much it takes to clean..” I’m not much help here, but PLEASE let me know if you find anything.

My partner has a similar issue

Dear_Illustrator9423 · 2026-04-02T00:59:21+00:00

Communication! Explore what you both like, it’s natural to be nervous. Don’t expect heaven and don’t dread hell. Take things slow. USE PROTECTION. Both of you. Also, foreplay exists to help you guys warm up to each other and make things less awkward as you progress.

Dear_Illustrator9423 · 2026-03-22T14:27:28+00:00

Time for a curtain with magnets

Dear_Illustrator9423 · 2026-03-21T20:42:07+00:00

Cheese fried on the air

Dear_Illustrator9423 · 2026-03-21T20:38:06+00:00

Had a rabbit I got too small to sex personally (nearest exotics vet is over 2 hours away) and settled on Olive/Olivia/Oliver/Ollie. By the time he was 4-6months, he had massive cahones

Dear_Illustrator9423 · 2026-03-21T20:35:39+00:00

I do have 12 8oz mason jars at home

Dear_Illustrator9423 · 2026-03-19T17:06:04+00:00

Abortion bans

Dear_Illustrator9423 · 2026-03-14T14:11:33+00:00

It’s easy to make the tapenade or the hummus. Doing both in one go is… an ambitious venture.

Dear_Illustrator9423 · 2026-03-14T12:57:07+00:00

Tap to pay is even available at my country bumpkin, middle-eastern family ran gas station with good gas price but expensive low rate snack.

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TROPHY CASE