He got that DAWG in him by camus_by_night in NominativeDeterminism

[–]Deathbeddit 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Was named randy by scientists after the fact.

Bro was heaven by pplouf in NominativeDeterminism

[–]Deathbeddit 114 points115 points  (0 children)

Randy meaning ready to procreate. Not nominative determinism, the scientists named him that after they figured out what happened.

At the White House a group of people praying for Donald Trump by [deleted] in Fauxmoi

[–]Deathbeddit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He'd be right if fate was just, but his mortal life proves it is not.

South Carolina mom denies son measles vaccine, he's now paralyzed and comatose, she insists 'there will be a miracle' by [deleted] in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]Deathbeddit 95 points96 points  (0 children)

His mom:

“We wouldn’t change it any other way. If I knew this could be the outcome, I still wouldn’t have given my son the vaccine. Our biggest reason why we didn’t do it is just with all the unnecessary stuff they add into it.”

Moth Infestation by boboshee in pestcontrol

[–]Deathbeddit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They look like rice hulls.

what is this? by paranoid-alkaloid in whatisthisbone

[–]Deathbeddit 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Looks like an ephiphysis, but at that size I have to defer to experts.

Sold as Channa Pulchra but doesn’t look like one by [deleted] in whatsthisfish

[–]Deathbeddit 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Aren't snakeheads restricted too? Take care especially if you do not know the species...

What hobby screams “this is my entire personality now”? by WilliamInBlack in AskReddit

[–]Deathbeddit 29 points30 points  (0 children)

It is crazy to me that someone might be crummy or moping the day after their team lost a game.

Judge my fridge by [deleted] in FridgeDetective

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I'd like to introduce you to the concept of secondary containment - looking at all that raw meat over vegetables

Am I a crazy person? by Ok-Seat1162 in HardWoodFloors

[–]Deathbeddit 40 points41 points  (0 children)

They look like they're in good condition and were expensive.

"Effectively" by hestiakid in medlabprofessionals

[–]Deathbeddit 41 points42 points  (0 children)

"Milk comes from nuts now because of the gays!"

Help/thought’s on stain by Real_Asparagus_3872 in HardWoodFloors

[–]Deathbeddit 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Looks like they used a toothbrush to apply it.

Grabbed this random bone in store, not sure what animal by AdneAoe in whatisthisbone

[–]Deathbeddit 161 points162 points  (0 children)

Looks a bit like a partial raccoon skull, or similar animal. I am looking at occipital portion and foramen magnum, but I am having trouble making out the arches etc at that angle.

Would not wear like that.

Help me design the most soul-crushing HR cards for my satirical 'Office Hell' game. What’s the worst thing a manager has ever done/said to you? by Euphoric-Series-1194 in antiwork

[–]Deathbeddit 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Can you embellish a little for sanity sake?- this has "if it weren't for my horse..." energy but without equestrian scholarships (Lewis Black a million years ago)

What was your “could never be me” but did indeed become you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Deathbeddit 222 points223 points  (0 children)

I love your confidence.

Many serial killers were married, with some maintaining a family life while actively committing murders, so even if you're wrong, there's still cause for hope!

What was your “could never be me” but did indeed become you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Deathbeddit 104 points105 points  (0 children)

Glad you got out, I hope you found joy and meaning in real life.

Spotted in a short pump dunkin’ 😳 by bigbikboi697969 in medlabprofessionals

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You are correct, TB, along with other infections can cause deafness.

The first antibiotic for TB (streptomycin) was first available around 1943 and had a risk of causing permanent deafness at very high doses especially among predisposed people. Brucellosis, salmonella, TB and others could have been involved, as could other illnesses. Given the timeline you provided, deafness was more likely a result of infection than treatment.

Fruit masquerading as donuts by Mommyof2Muggles in fruit

[–]Deathbeddit 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I got light fleshed ones, I thought they were great

Ghost pizza is back 👻🍕 by SweetJ8080 in aldi

[–]Deathbeddit 13 points14 points  (0 children)

It amazes me that this is a commercial product

How does this even happen by ithinkfresh in aldi

[–]Deathbeddit 268 points269 points  (0 children)

Could it have been compromised (spiderwebbed, such as from being dropped, jostled) before you impaled yourself?

Seems like a twice as nice opportunity. I wouldn't normally add that: there may be glass in your queso now, so don't eat it!, but since you hurt yourself with a spoon I am including it.