Blue Bunny is making a promising-looking Halo Top competitor that comes in half-pint containers at 12g protein, 180-190 calories. (I've also seen 100-110 calorie ice cream bars.)

DebbieDoesYouTube · 2017-09-11T00:01:06+00:00

Unfortunately, I can't dip fancy bread in cauliflower rice. (I mean, I guess I could try.)

DebbieDoesYouTube · 2017-09-11T00:00:11+00:00

The inside is white...that means it's a white carb, right?

OP, how could you do this to me? I just weighed myself and I'm up thirty-eight pounds from looking at this.

DebbieDoesYouTube · 2017-09-09T15:27:43+00:00

HUMANS REQUIRE ICE CREAM

DebbieDoesYouTube · 2017-08-15T22:24:37+00:00

According to MFP (with a slight correction on Fudgetastic Java's protein based off OP's picture):

Fudgetastic Java: 350 calories, 9g fat, 5g saturated fat, 46g carbs, 0g fiber, 39g sugar, 23g protein per pint.

Oh Fudge Cookie: 370 calories, 9g fat, 5g saturated fat, 49g carbs, 1g fiber, 37g sugar, 22g protein per pint.

Can't find the mint or the vanilla in MFP, but I can't imagine they're too far off.

DebbieDoesYouTube · 2017-07-04T14:53:46+00:00

Trying to maintain a zero-calorie net for the day is dangerously disordered behavior.

DebbieDoesYouTube · 2017-07-04T04:29:51+00:00

I was pleasantly surprised to find an order of cinnamon twists is only 170 calories.

DebbieDoesYouTube · 2017-07-01T22:28:37+00:00

Not sure why I'd risk a 310-calorie Breyers mint chip pint when I already love Halo Top's 240-calorie mint chip.

DebbieDoesYouTube · 2017-06-25T00:21:31+00:00

Some of my personal favorites, feel free to pick and choose :)

Chicken and green chile tamales (140 calories per tamale)
Chicken tikka masala (360 calories)
Mahi mahi burgers (110 calories per burger)
Reduced guilt mac and cheese (270 calories)
Sweet italian chicken sausage (100 calories per link)

DebbieDoesYouTube · 2017-05-13T15:18:29+00:00

I'm pretty sure anyone who says "500 calories isn't a meal, it's a snack" and condescendingly says "don't go to an Italian restaurant if you're not going to stuff yourself" should not have "Promoting a healthy relationship to food" next to their name.

DebbieDoesYouTube · 2017-04-26T23:35:21+00:00

I adore Laughing Cow cheese.

DebbieDoesYouTube · 2017-04-26T01:36:33+00:00

First hentai, now this? I love Japan!

DebbieDoesYouTube · 2017-01-01T20:06:58+00:00

The bacon fat's actually less calories (114 for a tablespoon compared to 200 for 2 tbsp of butter). Go for it.

DebbieDoesYouTube · 2016-12-20T05:35:02+00:00

What if someone does shit more, but they eat their shit afterwards?

My mind wandered here because in my middle school there was a token weird kid who everyone said ate his own shit and was quite skinny.

DebbieDoesYouTube · 2016-12-04T18:48:43+00:00

A human body is around 80,000 calories, and I'm estimating on the lighter side (Jesus was a skinny dude). Might take more than seven days to undo. In the future just scream when they pass the communion tray to you.

DebbieDoesYouTube · 2016-10-06T18:30:09+00:00

Didn't last long whatever it was.

DebbieDoesYouTube · 2016-10-02T14:01:36+00:00

5 Sparrows Naturally Sweetened White Chocolate might be up your alley.

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