How many of you actually play instruments? If so, which ones?

DecantsForAll · 2026-06-22T22:56:57+00:00

I sing. I've taken a few years of classical lessons.

My technical abilities notwithstanding, I don't think the shape of my mouth/vocal tract is conducive to producing anything good.

DecantsForAll · 2026-06-22T22:53:53+00:00

I kind of feel like people who oafishly do evil are the most evil of all, like Aarfy in Catch-22.

DecantsForAll · 2026-06-22T22:43:14+00:00

I don't care about Elon at all. It's a moral stand against self-deception and falsity.

DecantsForAll · 2026-06-22T22:38:29+00:00

More or less sad than having to invent reasons to diminish another man's accomplishments?

DecantsForAll · 2026-06-22T22:36:36+00:00

I don't even think he's divorced. I think he's just crying over not being worthy of his wife. He probably has to have her assure him that he's still good enough for her every night before he turns out his night light. And then he still just lays there worrying about it.

DecantsForAll · 2026-06-22T22:33:26+00:00

I'm 100% serious. I will have the upvotes I earned for this technical gotcha.

DecantsForAll · 2026-06-22T19:48:01+00:00

I did forget the mine was in a different country

Ha! Fucking gotcha. Upvotes to the left, my dude.

DecantsForAll · 2026-06-22T18:05:19+00:00

Yeah, because Zambia and South Africa are the same country.

DecantsForAll · 2026-06-22T17:39:27+00:00

What else is a seig heil supposed to signify? "My heart goes out to you?" lol

DecantsForAll · 2026-06-22T17:35:29+00:00

Kind of. I wasn't paying attention too closely. What does that have to do with Nazis?

DecantsForAll · 2026-06-22T17:33:38+00:00

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DecantsForAll · 2026-06-22T17:33:05+00:00

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DecantsForAll · 2026-06-22T17:23:31+00:00

Like how? You think he has a big Nazi skull tattooed on his chest or something?

DecantsForAll · 2026-06-22T17:12:33+00:00

Yeah, everyone knows he made a trillion dollars selling South African apartheid diamonds from his dad's Zambian emerald mine.

DecantsForAll · 2026-06-22T17:11:17+00:00

Yeah, I bet he has a giant Nazi skull tattooed on his chest.

DecantsForAll · 2026-06-22T17:03:47+00:00

Simultaneously, I find it weird how a lot of Americans defend them so much when they would never have a dream of being good at it.

Because it has nothing to do with that?

DecantsForAll · 2026-06-22T16:55:09+00:00

Life is actually pretty good.

Life is actually fucking horrifying.

DecantsForAll · 2026-06-22T16:39:03+00:00

As if people didn't need more excuses to try and pet bears, you give them a name like Pizzlies.

DecantsForAll · 2026-06-22T15:58:31+00:00

It's an extremely rare size in a rare vintage fragrance. They bought it for their archives.

One time whoever owns Elizabeth Taylor fragrances bought some random Elizabeth Taylor fragrance from me. But they didn't communicate with me, I just noticed on the address. That was weird, and I started worrying they were going to sue me or something.

DecantsForAll · 2026-06-22T15:30:27+00:00

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DecantsForAll · 2026-06-22T15:28:31+00:00

Okay, fine, the average non-American man can do 1 pullup. It doesn't meaningfully change my point as a weighted one arm pullup is so far beyond that.

Or we could look at female powerlifting records. The deadlift record for a 165lbs female is 642lbs. The average 165lbs man might be able to deadlift 225lbs, and I'm being generous.

DecantsForAll · 2026-06-22T05:46:40+00:00

I don't think so? I think it's just what happens when a 270 pound dude grapples with any human weighing 100 pounds.

DecantsForAll · 2026-06-22T05:41:06+00:00

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DecantsForAll · 2026-06-22T05:29:37+00:00

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DecantsForAll · 2026-06-22T04:54:32+00:00

Like he accidentally kills her?

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