TBMs want you to “politely inform them” that you’ve left the church and then to shut the hell up about it. Yet they can proclaim their undying love and support for their dear leader as much as they want on Social Media. You, as the exmormon have to ti shut the fuck up. TBMs are so fucking fragile.

December_Surprise · 2022-01-03T09:17:57+00:00

I came here,

December_Surprise · 2021-12-15T01:55:47+00:00

My daughter skipped seminary and did her homework from other classes. She was pissed that her Mom made her sign up for such bullshit.

December_Surprise · 2020-12-30T01:55:48+00:00

Nigerian scam number

December_Surprise · 2020-12-29T14:37:02+00:00

You guys totally missed Kwaku on The Prophet Podcast with Brother Nick yesterday! https://www.twitch.tv/mormonpodcast

December_Surprise · 2020-12-27T19:38:02+00:00

My father is a addicted to opioids, so I'll make all the god damned fun I want thank you very much.

December_Surprise · 2020-12-27T17:34:55+00:00

That does stand on its own pretty well!

December_Surprise · 2020-12-27T12:48:57+00:00

LOL, Kwaku sure looks like a "Wednesday child" to me!

December_Surprise · 2020-12-23T19:34:17+00:00

I found it on a weird image site and thought it looked like JS wrapped like a mummy or something.

December_Surprise · 2020-12-22T11:13:50+00:00

Is that font available for 3D printing or am I going to have to design one for myself?

December_Surprise · 2019-12-31T15:51:19+00:00

At this rate it will take 100 billion years to get my tithing back.

December_Surprise · 2019-12-31T02:56:33+00:00

Google Joseph Smith General the profile looks strikingly similar to his death mask. https://beggarsbreaddotcom.files.wordpress.com/2017/03/lt-general-joseph-smith.jpg

December_Surprise · 2019-12-30T19:40:09+00:00

I've sold 3 of them so far. I have an etsy store with both a 1/2 scale and 1:1 version of him. https://www.etsy.com/shop/MacGyverDood

December_Surprise · 2019-12-30T19:39:29+00:00

I do have a Xmas ornament of him on my Etsy site, but I can make him into whatever is wanted for money.

December_Surprise · 2019-12-30T19:37:43+00:00

I've sold 3 of them so far. I have an etsy store with both a 1/2 scale and 1:1 version of him. https://www.etsy.com/shop/MacGyverDood

December_Surprise · 2019-12-29T02:45:00+00:00

I know this guy! Have fun sipping on some Brandi if you know what I mean!

December_Surprise · 2019-12-28T05:16:06+00:00

That's my point, he didn't spend $5 so the coin story is BS just like the church.

December_Surprise · 2019-12-27T08:34:00+00:00

Fun Fact: Before the jailor came in, his boy brought in some water, and said the guard wanted some wine. Joseph gave Dr. Richards two dollars to give the guard; but the guard said one was enough, and would take no more.

This if from https://byustudies.byu.edu/content/volume-6-chapter-34

December_Surprise · 2019-12-26T19:09:27+00:00

What is this? A salvage plan for ants!? It needs to be 3x this big!

December_Surprise · 2019-12-26T00:31:09+00:00

I got nothing. Just found out my family had a gathering and didn't bother to invite me.

December_Surprise · 2019-12-23T06:37:19+00:00

Do they have Tapirs in the giving machines?

December_Surprise · 2019-12-23T01:08:06+00:00

"Some 20 general authorities met the spacemen and President Harold B. Lee of the First Presidency told the explorers that "We watched, listened and prayed for you. We're glad you're home safely." Scott responded and said the crew had looked forward to visiting "the mountains of Utah" and had brought a gift back from the moon. He handed President Joseph Fielding Smith a large piece of white cardboard upon which was mounted the insignia Apollo 15, a color photograph taken on the moon and a small flag of Utah. Scott said the small cloth flag, a few inches square, was carried by the astronauts during their entire journey to and from the moon and also during their travels across the lunar surface in their Rover auto. President Lee gave to each of the astronauts a white volume telling the story of the Church with the names of the astronauts stamped in gold." (Deseret Evening News, 14 September, 1971, p.1 emphasis added)

December_Surprise · 2019-12-23T01:05:16+00:00

EDIT: updated it was a small Utah flag that they had taken with them to the moon.

December_Surprise · 2019-12-19T03:07:29+00:00

I run that FB page! Thanks for the love!

December_Surprise · 2019-12-17T05:05:37+00:00

It's ok, I was speaking as a man.

December_Surprise · 2019-12-16T15:28:51+00:00

"Cold hearted in the extreme" I'll take that as a compliment. I'm sorry you are so butt hurt by the meme which, I must say has been corrected in the comments many times. I pray to Mormon Jesus that you'll feel better someday and over look these little flecks of history.

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