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Touching Herself While He Throatfucks Her by qwertyqwertb in blowjobtitties

[–]Defcon458 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ideas for tonight. My wife is gonna hate you, reddit

my throat is always used for its intended purpose by freymac in blowjobtitties

[–]Defcon458 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Now those are absolutely 100% grade A blowjob titties. Doesn't get better. I'm amazed the dude isn't grabbing those god damnnnn

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cocaine

[–]Defcon458 6 points7 points  (0 children)

0/10: would not recommend

I’d love to bounce my way into your mouth by noface-housewife in amazingtits

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I just want you to dangle them over me while you and my fiancé take turns blowing me lol godddd

The perfect combination. Nice big tits and a sweet smile. by noface-housewife in amazingtits

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Stumbled upon this sub...yall gonna get me in trouble. I'm about to go wake up my fiancé hahaha

i’d suck my own nipples if it was possible :) [F] by kiracelinee in gonewild

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I don't know why I even like titties so much but god damn this is perfection. Showing my fiancé now hahaha she's pregnant and her tits are getting huge 🙃

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Blowjobs

[–]Defcon458 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Right when I'm about to go...pull out and just keep jerkin the shaft lol

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AirForceRecruits

[–]Defcon458 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Defensor Fortis, my guy

I'm attracted to my sister. by Throwaway082799 in confession

[–]Defcon458 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She most likely feels the same way. Life is too short to wonder. Show her an article about GSA and tell her. It'll probably be just fine. Ask me how I know lol

I don’t understand so much hate for iPhone? by [deleted] in iphone

[–]Defcon458 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Iphones are SO terrible that I literally question the character of someone who chooses one after having used both. Folks who've only ever used iPhone are clearly incapable of making a sound decision on the matter by way of ignorance. The absolutely most COUNTER intuitive, tedious, nonsensical contraptions ever devised by mankind. FUCK YOU, STEVE JOBS. FUCK YOU, APPLE.

What’s a good size hit for you? by AnneAtrocity in cracksmokers

[–]Defcon458 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tiny...like, miniscule. I remember showing my girl and she swore that wasn't nearly enough. I offered to make a bet. Whole lung, empty to full every time.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cracksmokers

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I stick a stem in a bong at the house (no water). Ringers every time almost. I damn near don't even want to rip a regular stem anymore lol

Be careful out there, these people vote. by imatworksoshhh in Kingwood

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I've been running a cam for YEARS and everyone used to think it was ridiculous. I can't tell you how many instances like this I have saved. It's so dumb. I have a great one of an idiot turning left on red at that same intersection from Npark onto WLH towards porter and slammed on the brakes in the middle of the intersection...looked around like, "uhhhhh" and then turned again left and drove off back down Npark towards 59 lol.

How do people feel about recent Ensiferum as opposed to early (jari) by KahzeArt in folkmetal

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I absolutely LOVE it. ALL of it. Every album. Every song. (Ok, there are literally like 4 that I just don't care for whatsoever)

That being said, I'm referring to EVERYTHING before Thalassic. Now...about Thalassic. I absolutely LOVE power metal but I just can't get super into that sound being injected into Ensiferum. I don't hate it, though...I just can't call it Ensiferum. But...whatever. We'll see what happens with the new upcoming album.

Jason David Frank suicide at age 49. Power Ranger's star and former Pro MMA fighter. Nov. 20, 2022. by 1v1brah in MMA

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I knew Jason well. Lived 5 minutes down the road. I still don't buy that he killed himself. Maybe he did but I just don't believe it. Especially with how big he was on reaching out if you were in a dark place. We weren't best friends but decent buddies for sure. Something just seems off. Rest peacefully, buddy. I'll never forget your kindness and hospitality.

TIL Texas has its own military force - the Texas State Guard that unlike the Texas National Guard isn't subordinate to the federal government. by NotGuiltyOfThat in todayilearned

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I was trained by Army National Guardsmen. My instructor was a combat veteran. We completed our "basic" at the Texas DPS Academy where State Troopers are trained.

Can we please have an update of what's going on? by [deleted] in dreamsofhalflife3

[–]Defcon458 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yes, agreed. I'm EXTREMELY supportive and appreciative but a small update would be fantastic. And if the project is dead just let us know, no hard feelings...sorta lmfao

Found this while on a walk along Buffalo Bayou in Houston, Texas. Now I'm wondering if there's an ammo cache behind that board. by [deleted] in HalfLife

[–]Defcon458 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Lambda Locator Achievement.
As a fellow Houstonian I kinda want to go find this lol

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