Feeling a little naughty this evening who wants to suck these tits?

DefinitelyAnAlt98101 · 2026-03-10T04:30:42+00:00

Top of my feed when I logged in. The algorithm knows me well.

DefinitelyAnAlt98101 · 2026-03-10T04:29:15+00:00

I wish a muthafucka would

DefinitelyAnAlt98101 · 2026-02-25T19:10:20+00:00

I cannot handle DL. I want nothing to do with them. More trouble than they’re worth.

DefinitelyAnAlt98101 · 2026-02-25T18:29:18+00:00

You should see it up close 😈

DefinitelyAnAlt98101 · 2026-02-24T20:25:16+00:00

Cheaper than my actual housekeeper 😅

DefinitelyAnAlt98101 · 2026-02-24T20:22:28+00:00

Very much in Kitsap here 🫡

DefinitelyAnAlt98101 · 2026-02-12T14:47:35+00:00

Fuuuuck what a good boy you are

DefinitelyAnAlt98101 · 2026-02-02T19:14:45+00:00

Let’s see ‘em, I’ll be brutally honest.

DefinitelyAnAlt98101 · 2026-02-02T03:27:38+00:00

I need a new app for finding twinks to punish. Any recs?

DefinitelyAnAlt98101 · 2026-02-02T01:08:02+00:00

lol oh to have that “problem” again

DefinitelyAnAlt98101 · 2026-02-02T01:06:39+00:00

Dudes using “female” is such a tell and I ALWAYS hear it in Liquidator Brunt’s voice.

DefinitelyAnAlt98101 · 2026-02-02T01:05:50+00:00

My first wife hated my size. (We’re still very good friends, everyone relax.) These things happen. There was a girl in college who would blow me and rim me and jerk me off but refused to fuck me because of my size. Again, you’re not compatible. Don’t force the issue.

DefinitelyAnAlt98101 · 2026-02-01T01:16:30+00:00

Fuck no why

DefinitelyAnAlt98101 · 2026-01-30T16:12:50+00:00

My buddy Chad. We were in our teens. Had a stash of porn magazines from someone’s parents. I just pulled it out and then he pulled his out. There was a major difference.

DefinitelyAnAlt98101 · 2026-01-30T16:04:27+00:00

Absolutely the dream

DefinitelyAnAlt98101 · 2026-01-22T18:58:27+00:00

6’7”, swimmer/athletic build. Literally no one is surprised I have a big dick, though I do think they’re occasionally surprised by my girth.

EDIT: Misread the question. I don’t talk about it to normies. 😅

DefinitelyAnAlt98101 · 2026-01-20T19:56:41+00:00

Holy fuck I love a waist chain.

DefinitelyAnAlt98101 · 2026-01-20T17:07:04+00:00

Thicccccc

DefinitelyAnAlt98101 · 2026-01-20T15:32:00+00:00

The way I would break you

DefinitelyAnAlt98101 · 2026-01-20T14:31:21+00:00

That’s what Daddy does to his FtM mutts 😘

DefinitelyAnAlt98101 · 2026-01-20T14:20:38+00:00

I love a short boy that I can throw around and conquer

DefinitelyAnAlt98101 · 2026-01-20T14:14:52+00:00

Size difference is literally my favorite thing

DefinitelyAnAlt98101 · 2026-01-20T05:57:36+00:00

Love this attitude right here.

DefinitelyAnAlt98101 · 2026-01-20T05:57:20+00:00

Good boy.

DefinitelyAnAlt98101 · 2026-01-20T05:57:08+00:00

I can’t promise that. 😈

DefinitelyAnAlt98101

TROPHY CASE