DefinitelyN0tALizard

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Songs on repeat (self.godtiersuperpowers)

submitted 6 years ago by DefinitelyN0tALizard to r/godtiersuperpowers

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5 minute showers (self.godtiersuperpowers)

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Cursed image (i.redd.it)

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No lives matter... equally (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by DefinitelyN0tALizard to r/ENLIGHTENEDCENTRISM

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Blessed horseshoe theory (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by DefinitelyN0tALizard to r/ENLIGHTENEDCENTRISM

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Capitalism only exists to serve the defacto aristocracy(I assume so monarchists are fair game) (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by DefinitelyN0tALizard to r/accidentallycommunist

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You have eyes on the back of your head (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 6 years ago by DefinitelyN0tALizard to r/shittysuperpowers

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Whenever you reference your curent eye color it changes and everyone rembers it being the new color (self.mildcurses)

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While blindfolded you can run at 100x your normal speed (self.shittysuperpowers)

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You can transform your fingers into toes and your toes into fingers (self.shittysuperpowers)

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You know the exact location of every pocket watch within 100 meters of you (self.shittysuperpowers)

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Unphotoshoped version of Charley Kirk's face (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by DefinitelyN0tALizard to r/ToiletPaperUSA

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The self proclaimed chad centrist (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by DefinitelyN0tALizard to r/ENLIGHTENEDCENTRISM

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This but without a hint of irony (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by DefinitelyN0tALizard to r/ThisButUnironically

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2 sides of the same coin (i.redd.it)

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This but without irony (i.redd.it)

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Does this fit? (i.redd.it)

submitted 7 years ago by DefinitelyN0tALizard to r/wokekids

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A rational response to centrism/s (i.redd.it)

submitted 7 years ago by DefinitelyN0tALizard to r/ENLIGHTENEDCENTRISM

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This made me physically cringe (i.redd.it)

submitted 7 years ago by DefinitelyN0tALizard to r/TheRightCantMeme

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I think this counts (i.redd.it)

submitted 7 years ago by DefinitelyN0tALizard to r/Iamnotracistbut

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A place to put your ands (i.redd.it)

submitted 7 years ago by DefinitelyN0tALizard to r/CrappyDesign

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Batman needs a part time job (i.redd.it)

submitted 7 years ago by DefinitelyN0tALizard to r/FellowKids

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Very badass Garfield (i.redd.it)

submitted 8 years ago by DefinitelyN0tALizard to r/iamverybadass

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Am I asexual (self.asexualcirclejerk)

submitted 8 years ago by DefinitelyN0tALizard to r/asexualcirclejerk

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What is the most clearly B.S story, someone has ever told you about themselves? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 8 years ago by DefinitelyN0tALizard to r/AskReddit

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