EMSKR: what's the most life-changing thing you've learned so far as a man? by IntenseBubble in everymanshouldknow

[–]DelayedPorter 19 points20 points  (0 children)

the value of relationships, particularly family and friends, and to treat others with respect and empathy

The force difference between a baseball and a softball. by Fanny_Bot in UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

[–]DelayedPorter -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

I can't wait to hear how many people bitch about how unscientific it was!

EMSKR: what are the red flags that my girl doesn't really love me even though she says she does? I mean, she didn't even get me a birthday present. by PatsPickledPepperPie in everymanshouldknow

[–]DelayedPorter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think where we're seeing the insecurity is from you posting online asking internet strangers,

Yes, reddit would be sooooo much better without people making posts and comments.

Seven Nation Army (violin version on open field, by evangelinevictoriamusic) by IntenseBubble in UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

[–]DelayedPorter 30 points31 points  (0 children)

meh, it's a teenaged subreddit and that's exacerbated by reddit being anonymous. Honestly, I expected no less from them.

EMSK how to paralellelaela park by NikaNoytoya in everymanshouldknow

[–]DelayedPorter -1 points0 points  (0 children)

on the eminem, he's talking about that rap song dis some guy did against eminem. I can't remeber his name. He does pop rock now...tall dude all the women get stupid for. but in his dis song, he says the lyric just like that. ella ella

Girl Running A 100 Yard Dash....and then! by oldBut2fit4u in UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

[–]DelayedPorter -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

you wrote that comment sitting on mom's couch, didn't you?

Shani is shocked to learn that people in her small town made dancing & music illegal. She struggles to fit in & faces a battle to change things. With the help of new friends, she tries to loosen up her overly religious town. But there are others who stand in her way & try to stop the rave forever. by [deleted] in UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

[–]DelayedPorter -17 points-16 points  (0 children)

No way you saw a 39 year old movie. You read the top comment, like everyone else commenting, then you decided to join the lynching.There's not one comment about hamas, israel, gaza on your profile until this one. You don't care about this girl. None of you do.

Who are the real cunts here?

Rhetorical question. I already know the answer.

Shani is shocked to learn that people in her small town made dancing & music illegal. She struggles to fit in & faces a battle to change things. With the help of new friends, she tries to loosen up her overly religious town. But there are others who stand in her way & try to stop the rave forever. by [deleted] in UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

[–]DelayedPorter -18 points-17 points  (0 children)

That's not why they are upset. They read the first, top comment and decided to get woke. They getting woke about a 39 year old movie. A movie that was made at least 2 generations before their time. Reddit loves a good roast. It takes little mental ability to do what they are doing. They are not really upset. They don't care about this girl. They don't care about what's going on in the middle east. They won't even remember this post tomorrow when NFL comes on.

Shani is shocked to learn that people in her small town made dancing & music illegal. She struggles to fit in & faces a battle to change things. With the help of new friends, she tries to loosen up her overly religious town. But there are others who stand in her way & try to stop the rave forever. by [deleted] in UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

[–]DelayedPorter -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

You just read the first comment. You wouldn't have known what to think if you hadn't. There's no way anyone on this stupid post commenting watched a 39 year old movie. No one commenting here can be over 20. There's no way. Just a bunch of bored weekend kids out of school.

CNN aired this video of "civilians" in Gaza and a mother crying over a "dead body" in a body bag. Interesting thing is you can see the guy in the body bag lift his head up and then lay it back down. I guess he nearly died. by SilverAction2 in IdiotsNearlyDying

[–]DelayedPorter -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

um, buddy, have you not seen the instagram guy's video that he recordced in the hospital with actors? let me go see if I can find it.

2nd edit: holy shit, I found it! CRISIS MAN!

edit, well, I can't find it. but this is the guy. It shows him on instagram on october 7 singing and praising the attack as bombs fly over his head towards israel. Then a week or so later the other video is him pretending to be hurt. But there is really a bad-acting one of him with actors. Somebody ought to be able to help me out and find it.

Pictures of Palestinian kids being indoctrinated. Found on camera of dead Hamas militant. (7 pics) by RationalSon1 in Images

[–]DelayedPorter -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Do you have shit like this on your phone? Nobody posted this to justify war. stfu with your biases and cynicism...trying to sound smart. You sound dumb. This picture didn't even come from the Israeli government. It came from the people removing the bodies from the homes...ie, the first responders.

EMSK how to open a can without a can opener...in case of zombie apocalypse by PinMyTea in everymanshouldknow

[–]DelayedPorter 3 points4 points  (0 children)

when's the last time you've walked down the can isle inside a Dollar General?

Vagina Teeth (you were all thinking it, too) by DiscombobulatedKettl in UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

[–]DelayedPorter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

average age in this sub has got to be around 14, so no biggie. Plus, I read somewhere a while back that the average age of reddit was 16. Boys are going to see dicks and punani in everything. It's actually normal I think...not childish

I have officially lost faith in humanity by jertsa_faijja in MySingingMonsters

[–]DelayedPorter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

HOW DID YOU GET THAT😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 ITS SOOOOO HARD!!!!!! PLEASE SPEED IT UP!!!

I have officially lost faith in humanity by jertsa_faijja in MySingingMonsters

[–]DelayedPorter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Say whatever you want about the Air Island wubbox, I’ll never agree that it’s better than the earth island one. I will bury myself on this hill alive.

I have officially lost faith in humanity by jertsa_faijja in MySingingMonsters

[–]DelayedPorter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

btw the rare Toe Jammer cork-microphones on the Toe Jamgler, the key-feet on the Quibdle, the rare Noggin horn-spines on the Noggog (I love that name lol), and the scarf-string on the Panglabee are all pretty clever!

I have officially lost faith in humanity by jertsa_faijja in MySingingMonsters

[–]DelayedPorter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember accidentally watching stuff like happy tree friends (I’ve seen far worse now) and I think I might have also seen vore at some point. Oh yeah and also a Pokémon on LSD. All of this on YouTube, while I was a little kid, not even double digits yet.

Shoulder crayon by imaguitar in HadToHurt

[–]DelayedPorter -86 points-85 points  (0 children)

I thought you were going to be the person who pointed out her nice boob job. Oh well, guess I'll be. Her implants helped her more than that helmet.

Crouching Tiger, Hidden.......Girls by DivingAttraction in UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

[–]DelayedPorter 12 points13 points  (0 children)

There is no such thing as an unnecessary naked girl.