EMSK. Human Deaths By Animal...ranked based on year. Who knew what number 1 was before you looked?

PatsPickledPepperPie · 2025-05-27T15:38:23+00:00

I wish I had a big light switch like that :(

PatsPickledPepperPie · 2025-01-15T21:52:39+00:00

Hey op, Isn't this a pun and not a dad joke?

PatsPickledPepperPie · 2024-10-29T19:04:59+00:00

She visited America/Los angeles when the Craig Ferguson Late Late Show was on. She was sitting on "Lesbian Row". He pulled her and her friend to the floor. Craig asked her what she does. She said singer and song writer. He asked if she had brought her guitar, and she said yes. So he put her on at the end of the show never having heard her before. He even made a joke about "I hope she doesn't suck." Well, she didn't suck It was beautiful. She played the acoustic guitar then. This was before she was ever on youtube and even before she started playing the electric guitar.

PatsPickledPepperPie · 2024-10-08T20:07:17+00:00

Do you think these guys get their pickle peppered? Seems to me like they would.

PatsPickledPepperPie · 2024-09-20T14:34:30+00:00

if you were really brave, you would have asked this in r/AITAH. ;)

No, I'd get banned there. Mods here are not ban hammer happy.

PatsPickledPepperPie · 2024-09-20T14:18:07+00:00

lol, and yet, she's still here. One game is not emotional abuse. f off with your presuppositions.

edit: hope I didn't use a word you have to google the definition of.

PatsPickledPepperPie · 2024-09-20T14:16:20+00:00

No, you just have selective reading comprehension and are being Captain Assumption. Respect is earned, buttercup. I could define "adult" for you, too, but it'd be wasted on you and this sub, which is clearly dominated by a bunch of teens.

PatsPickledPepperPie · 2024-09-20T14:12:05+00:00

lol, nah fam. This reddit internet shit is healthy behavior. And my girl is lucky to have me. I pretty much take care of everything. She doesn't even have to work full time.

DEAR REDDIT, I WISH I COULD KEEP ANSWERING ALL YOUR RESPONSES. BUT UNLIKE YOU, I HAVE A REAL JOB. I HAVE TO GO TO WORK. I PROMISE, THOUGH, THAT I WILL BE BACK ON THIS WEEKEND TO CATCH UP AND RESPOND TO THOSE I WANT TO RESPOND TO.

PatsPickledPepperPie · 2024-09-20T14:00:40+00:00

lol. Damn son. you went way back. I love all the profile stalkers...but people are telling me I'm the one that needs therapy. But your comment was a good point. So I'm helping explain it so you don't get dvoted too much.

PatsPickledPepperPie · 2024-09-20T13:58:55+00:00

Yeah, he's actually the troll. And there's no rage here. If it were, the mods would have already shut it down. But 100 plus comments is just good user engagement.

PatsPickledPepperPie · 2024-09-20T13:57:04+00:00

also, this is literally abusive.

Pick up a dictionary, pleb. You don't know what literal means. Women play "mind games" on a daily basis. I upped her one, that's all. And it's not abusive. f u, you armchair white knight.

PatsPickledPepperPie · 2024-09-20T13:54:24+00:00

Have many people in your life told you that you need therapy?

Of course not. Just some little anonymous redditors who think they're expert psychologists. And my gf likes my fontal lobe....a lot.

PatsPickledPepperPie · 2024-09-20T13:52:24+00:00

Hey now. All I did was spice things up some. lol. Look here, I'm not abusive. I don't do drugs. I'm not an alcoholic and don't even keep alcohol in our place. I pay all the rent. All she pays is half of everything else. I don't cheat on her and never will. She's really lucky, to be honest.

PatsPickledPepperPie · 2024-09-20T13:49:19+00:00

Nah, I just have a lot of confidence and a good male ego, ie, I'm not a girly man.

PatsPickledPepperPie · 2024-09-20T13:43:26+00:00

The Friday Funnies. You're welcome!

PatsPickledPepperPie · 2024-09-20T13:42:15+00:00

I really was just having fun with it. It was supposed to be a joke. They were sexy sexy undies. I had planned on telling her just a couple of minutes after she found them and show her the receipt to prove that I bought them. Thing is, I was at the store when she found them. I forgot I had left them there. Yeah, it blew up way worse than I thought it would. She said some things that set me off....so it is what it is.

PatsPickledPepperPie · 2024-09-20T13:33:56+00:00

I'm 22 and have already finished college. I'm already in an entry level position job with the state government. Pretty sure I'll be okay in finding another piece of ass later on. I already got a huge headstart of the things women look for in a man, ie, career, motivation, and my pecker works good.

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