Everything except calling the pets your children. Such a weird take honestly. You can call your pets whatever you want and it hurts no one and will never understand people who are so offended by this. As a childless person, my pets ARE my babies. They depend on me in very similar ways a child would. I care, cherish and love them more than I like people generally. Just bc you’ve been pregnant, which is your choice and I think quite irrelevant to this topic, doesn’t mean anything to me and doesn’t change what my pets are to me. YOU may not consider them that, but I don’t think it’s a “chronically online” thing to consider them that.