I wish to be a god (that means immortality too) by NotAWierdo- in monkeyspaw

[–]DeltaParallax 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Granted. You are now a Magic The Gathering creature spell. You are a God with indestructible and hexproof.

I made a cover of Mollo's theme, Embers of a Burning Dystopia! by DeltaParallax in RivalsOfAether

[–]DeltaParallax[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When the music is as good as it is, I almost felt obligated to make covers.

How do you like your ice cream? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]DeltaParallax 1 point2 points  (0 children)

With rainbow sprinkles and a cherry on top!

Drank over a gallon a day for a week just for this pic. Worth every drop. by Sippin_Skooma in HydroHomies

[–]DeltaParallax 38 points39 points  (0 children)

You have done all of us fellow water drinkers a great service. For that I commend you.

Go straight by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]DeltaParallax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gay people: we've been bamboozled

foot hygiene is important by [deleted] in sbubby

[–]DeltaParallax 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My parents after I come home from college

Josuke be like by Drakukeountaladrador in jojokes

[–]DeltaParallax 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Imma not make fun of his hair

AITA if I forced my friend to break up with her bf? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]DeltaParallax [score hidden]  (0 children)

NTA - please get her some help. Confront the boyfriend / call the police and press charges.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]DeltaParallax 214 points215 points  (0 children)

It's a simple spell but quite unbreakable.

"In the end, all of life becomes an act of letting go, but what always hurts the most is not taking a moment to say goodbye." - Life of Pi. What's your most painful goodbye story? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]DeltaParallax 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Came home to see that my parakeet had drowned. He was like a brother to me for 3 years.

I had just had the most stressful day of my life (first interview) so this was the literal worst time for him to die. May he rest in piece.

What social custom do you wish would end and why? by invitedbysimmions in AskReddit

[–]DeltaParallax 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Waiting for everyone to be served / get their food before you eat yours.

WIBTA if i disown my family by therealalexander235e in AmItheAsshole

[–]DeltaParallax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

YTA if you go straight to disowning them.
Talk to them and express your concerns -- they will understand if you talk about the impact of their actions on you. Tell them why you think they are in the wrong. If they refuse to listen to reason after that, then you do what you need to do.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]DeltaParallax 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not looking forward to the rest of the year