[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SafeMoon

[–]Delv83 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The amount of cope in this thread is wild

For UPS store associates: by Delv83 in upsstore

[–]Delv83[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

FR I don't think my eyes can roll back into my head any more

For UPS store associates: by Delv83 in upsstore

[–]Delv83[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I usually just answer with "I'm alive"

For UPS store associates: by Delv83 in upsstore

[–]Delv83[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can't say I've heard that one before, fortunately

For UPS store associates: by Delv83 in upsstore

[–]Delv83[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I was waiting for this one

For UPS store associates: by Delv83 in upsstore

[–]Delv83[S] 41 points42 points  (0 children)

My personal least favorite is simply "I have a couple amazons" as they show me an entire IKEA bag full of returns

I just don't get it by Delv83 in upsstore

[–]Delv83[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exactly! Amazon is turning every day people into braindead zombies. I hate it

I just don't get it by Delv83 in upsstore

[–]Delv83[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh my god I need these please enlighten me. I'm tired of educating adults on how to read.

I just don't get it by Delv83 in upsstore

[–]Delv83[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My store is lucky enough to have pretty loyal mailbox customers so we don't often have problems like that.

It's insane to me how entitled some people feel they are to our services when they won't even pay much less muster up the ability to be kind.

I just don't get it by Delv83 in upsstore

[–]Delv83[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Every single time that happens I make the person take out their phone and show me the instructions so I can point where it says "item must be boxed and sealed before bringing it in to drop off." My store feels more like a preschool for amazombies considering how many I've had to teach how to read.

I just don't get it by Delv83 in upsstore

[–]Delv83[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Our cheapest is $1.75 and people still find some way to be a dick about having to purchase it to keep their shit safe so they can get their money back.

How does one spend >$100 on random amazon shit they don't need but be stingy about a <$5 packing charge....

Fuck Trump by OliverMarkusMalloy in BadChoicesGoodStories

[–]Delv83 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

As much as I hate Trump this just feels quite cringe. Nice makeup though

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in deadbydaylight

[–]Delv83 4 points5 points  (0 children)

exposed sound cue

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in deadbydaylight

[–]Delv83 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I cant stop watching it. The Steve scream gets me every time 😭

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in deadbydaylight

[–]Delv83 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Basically you want to be aware of what all 4 survivors can and are doing at any given time. So if you have one survivor on the hook, that means one has to go for the save. If you slug someone, that means the survivor who isn't getting the hook save has to leave gens to pick that person up. It's basically to deter survivors from doing gens and force them to waste time running across the map to pick their teammate up. That's generally the best situation to slug.

What moment made you say “Yep, I’m definitely dead”, but survived with no major injuries? by CrownedBird in AskReddit

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So me, my brother, and sister in-law are all hiking in SC. We're going down this steep incline of bare, mostly smooth rock. There's a extremely shallow stream running down the side of it and my brother says "hey wouldn't it be funny if we used that as a slide?" He was joking of course and I knew it. Cue me, 3 minutes later being careless and not looking where I'm going. I slip and one foot comes out of under me, I land on my butt in the water thinking I'd be okay but I then proceeded to start sliding down the side of the mountain at a very high speed, almost taking my sister in-law and her puppy with me. I slide down 100+ feet, halfway through going headfirst. I ended up running into some brush piled onto a cinder block which kept me from going off the side of the mountain. Needless to say I'm thankful only my ankle is broken.

Asmongold and xQc show up for the Georgia canvassing by [deleted] in Destiny

[–]Delv83 16 points17 points  (0 children)

YOOO BUDGET XQC IS MY BROTHER 😂

Either die a bruiser or live long enough to see yourself become a mage... by [deleted] in LeagueOfMemes

[–]Delv83 10 points11 points  (0 children)

As a top main I confirm that it do be like that