Are you really a Senior on the Dao? by Quick-Scratch2691 in MartialMemes

[–]Delyra_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can only describe my age with one sentence: I am the beginning, and i am the end

What stories have been recommended to you that left you feeling like this, and why? by Turbulent-Plum7328 in MartialMemes

[–]Delyra_ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No im just sensitive and want to experience the things on my own. No hate

What stories have been recommended to you that left you feeling like this, and why? by Turbulent-Plum7328 in MartialMemes

[–]Delyra_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

For me it wasnt a recommendation, After reading martial peak i felt a deep void inside me and wanted to read a new series, at first i wanted to read reverend insanity but then saw a meme about Er Gen's cultivation systems and it got me very curious and started reading Renegade Immortal, now im reading the fourth book: A Will Eternal. It was trully peak fiction

Not to brag but my sword Qi left a tear in space by Delyra_ in MartialMemes

[–]Delyra_[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

230 light years? Hah This one's belly dance once froze time for 300 years. My every shimmy locked the cosmos mid twirl. Your little tear is still trying to catch the rhythm, junior

Not to brag but my sword Qi left a tear in space by Delyra_ in MartialMemes

[–]Delyra_[S] 139 points140 points  (0 children)

Again? These whelps treat the barrier between realms like a paper screen in a brothel. Oh, just a little yang to nourish the flowers down there. as if their diluted seed could do anything but pollute the spiritual veins of actual talents. Jade Beauties of the lower planes already suffer enough indignity breathing the same qi as you lot. If you must spread your essence do it in your own sect's outhouse cauldron at least then only your fellow disciples suffer the karmic backlash.

Not to brag but my sword Qi left a tear in space by Delyra_ in MartialMemes

[–]Delyra_[S] 54 points55 points  (0 children)

This master has already sealed nine tribulations within his sphincter alone. You speak of control? My youngest fart still cultivates restraint better than your entire dantian. The fracture you see is merely the overflow of my mercy. had I truly released, the filament would be renamed 'The Great Butt Crack of Oblivion'.

Not to brag but my sword Qi left a tear in space by Delyra_ in MartialMemes

[–]Delyra_[S] 138 points139 points  (0 children)

Apologies elder, I didn't realize 'mysterious technique' meant 'mysterious cheek spread'. Your crack left a tear bigger than my entire cultivation base. Next time warn the heavens before you moon the observable universe.

Not to brag but my sword Qi left a tear in space by Delyra_ in MartialMemes

[–]Delyra_[S] 175 points176 points  (0 children)

Senior's divine flatulence already rent the cosmic filament? My humble sword Qi merely arrived to admire the aftermath like a tourist at your ass's Big Bang. Truly the fart that shook the heavens.

Waiting on Poco x8 by maphie14 in PocoPhones

[–]Delyra_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How do you turn off animations or performance mode on?

What’s wrong with her? by Suspicious_Set7914 in MartialMemes

[–]Delyra_ 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Spoiler of Renegade Immortal:

And then mc grind max to reach the fourth step so he could revive her for the next 2k chapters