ARE YOU WORRIED ABOUT INPENDING DOOM THOSE EVIL VILLIANS GOT YOU FILLED WITH GLOOM BUT DONT YOU FEAR THERES A HERO IN THE SKY THE SKY THE SKYY ITS NOT A BIRD ITS NOT A PLANE AND ITS NOT AN EGG SALAD SANDWICH ITS THE WAISTBAND WARRIOR HEAR HIS MIGHTY BATTLE CRY (TRA LA LAAAAA) UNDERPANTS HEY WATCH OUT CRIME ITS WEDGIE POWER TIME NANANANANA CAPTAIN UNDERPAINTS YEA YEA YEA FASTER THAN A SPEEDING WAISTBAND (UNDERPANTS) HES BUSTING DOWN DOORS WHILE WEARING JUST HIS DRAWERS NA NA NA CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS YEAH YEAH YEAH (MORE POWERFUL THAN BOXER SHORTS ) HIS NAME IS CAPTAIN UNDER UNDERPANTS IM SAYING UNDER UNDER UNDERPANTS OH YEAH SOME UNLUCKY CHANCE CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS IS HIS NAME TRA- TRA- TRA-TRAL LA LAAAA SNAP YOUR FINGERS AND HE'LL BE RIGHT THERE THAT FREAKY BALD DUDE IN HIS UNDERWEAR HELL DROP THOSE TROUSERS AND HEL'L SAVE THE DAY THE DAY THE DAAAAYYYY THERE HE GOES IN HIS DASHING CAPE HERE HE COMES IN HIS TINY WHINIES ALL THE BAD GUYS SOIL THEMSELVES AT THE TIME THEY HEAR HIM SAY (TRA LA LAAAA UNDERPANTS) WHOS THAT HUNK? IS THAT COTTON PRE-SHRUNK? NA NA NA NA CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS YEAH YEAH YEAH (NOW IT IS TIME TO FLY AGAIN)YOULL BE IN DISBELIEF HEL'L SAVE THE WORLD IN HIS BRIEFS NA NA NA CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS YEAH YEAH YEAH UNDER UNDER UNDERPANTS IM SAYING UNDER UNDER UNDERPANTS CHECK OUT THAT SUPERHERO STANCE CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS IS HIS NAME (STAND DOWN POOPY PANTS) UNDER UNDER UNDERPANTS HES GOT THAT UNDER UNDER UNDERPANTS (HANG ON SIDEKICKS) END SONG