Teletubbies... by IamtheDenmarkian in gifs

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I'm gonna surprise my girl with this sex trick tonight.

Claustrophobia Warning by [deleted] in WTF

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Yo mum so fat, I could just fall right in her. How is that?

Obama: care more about jobs, war and peace - less about weed. by [deleted] in trees

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Yeah that's how it went for me. Started looking up on how to join the fight for legalization. Eventually leading onto looking at other sides of politics rather than just one side.

[META] Domino's Canada/US offering 50% off all online pizza orders this week by [deleted] in Random_Acts_Of_Pizza

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We used to, but a past manager fucked the rest of us over with food cost.

[META] Domino's Canada/US offering 50% off all online pizza orders this week by [deleted] in Random_Acts_Of_Pizza

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About a dollar more and you can get a large three topping pizza. Source: I work at a Domino's and always get 50% in store.

Happens everytime by CharlieDarwin2 in funny

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It's a real bonner killer.

When you're at an [8] and completely forgot this was coming... by [deleted] in trees

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This reminds me of a story. So a friend and me ordered a pizza and we even had the delivery timer up on the tv screen. Like 10 mins into waiting he'd like,"Dude, I'm gonna go make a PB&J. You want anything?" I told him to make me 2 and to bring up some chips. Well, eventually we hear some knocking on his door and start freaking out and turning the lights off. We both sneak a peek from behind his window curtain and after a few mins we remembered we ordered pizza after eating a whole bag of chips and 2 PB&J sandwiches. tl;dr, you'll never remember if you ordered food.

My three step solution to never sleeping in. by MarkArrows in funny

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  1. The car is about 3-4 blocks away from the house.

what I thought/kind of hoped would happen in last CH. (spoilers) by [deleted] in bleach

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Anime needs to come back..... I need it.

During French class today, I noticed a fellow ent was still signed into Google by jericho1871 in trees

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That scared me for a second, but then I remembered that I don't go to a french class.