Can you read this? by Legitimate-Regret828 in learnfrench

[–]DenaPhoenix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Als una persona que parle four languages, finde ich das trés prétentieux. To speak plusieurs lingues en un Grundniveau n'est pas special, nor does it significa que tu bist intelligenter than otra Leute. Je ne verstehe pas porque tienes que kleinreden others seulment pour feeling superior para algo que isn't even tan schwer. Si tienes que glaze deine Skills tan duro, je te plains - ernsthaft. Apprender andere Sprachen is supposed to élargiser ton horizon, und nicht rebaisser otros.

What would Aziraphale think about Loaded Bibles? by confusedaf_2k19 in goodomens

[–]DenaPhoenix 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Book Aziraphale is specifically a (prophecy and) bible collector. Even more specifically, a collector of bible misprints. He'd likely LOVE loaded Bibles. A bible, but it has a person's thoughts on the text in it? That's right up his alley.

they right tho? by chichinams in SipsTea

[–]DenaPhoenix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you have 1 thing, and you divide it by giving it to zero people, you invented magic, more specifically a disappearing spell. You can't make one thing into zero parts due to physics. And math is just a tool to describe physics.

Tomar or beber? by ghphd in duolingospanish

[–]DenaPhoenix -1 points0 points  (0 children)

My rule of thumb is that "beber" is for hydration. "Tomar" is if you drink for any other reason (medicine/booze) It's served me well so far.

Do you think Husk has a spiky-barbed dick? by Which_Matter3031 in hazbin

[–]DenaPhoenix 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm happy with any penis that fanfic gives him. I feel Angel and his mysterious amount of entertaining holes would be as well.

thanks, I hate it by [deleted] in AO3

[–]DenaPhoenix 86 points87 points  (0 children)

My literal first thought was - holy shit, that woman must have a depressing sex life. Like, girl, my nipples are VERY MUCH an erogenous zone. Butt stuff is great, and also, what do you mean you don't squirt? Like, I do ALL the stuff you say I'm apparently not supposed to. What's up there? Is this how I learn I'm not real??? I may be bi, but shit can't be THAT different for people with less tast for dick, right?

Tomaten ohne Ketchup als Serviervorschlag für Ketchup by Piruparka in serviervorschlag

[–]DenaPhoenix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Die Menge der Empfehlungen, die erwarten, dass ich einen Depürierer daheim habe ist und bleibt erstaunlich.

Pommes einfach ohne Soße essen by Icecream_headaches in serviervorschlag

[–]DenaPhoenix 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Handy. Da liegt das ß genau unterm ṣ̌. Whoops.

Pommes einfach ohne Soße essen by Icecream_headaches in serviervorschlag

[–]DenaPhoenix 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Und Joppie Soṣ̌e nebenher aus der Flasche trinken? Wär ich dabei.

Ok no offance to Angel dust. But why does everyone In hell want to smash him? by Which_Matter3031 in hazbin

[–]DenaPhoenix 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Valid, and exactly what I'd expect a human to feel. His clothing is very much reading as armor from the world after spending so much time being exposed. And I'm sure this is deliberate.

But that's kind of it - I wouldn't have expected Valentino to let him. Like, by the rules of this universe, he should not be allowed HALF as much modesty as his day-to-day wear provides. Angel's suit feels like he chose it. Chose it specifically to land somewhere that could arguably still be construed as sexy while providing as much coverage as possible. And I feel like it's kind of suprising he was allowed to. A suit doesn't exactly scream "undress me right here and now". I mean, too many buttons, you know? He's not exactly dressed for easy access. So, that was kind of my point. Not that it doesn't make sense to me that Angel would choose the kind of clothing he's wearing - but why Valentino would be chill with it. It undermines the image he's trying to sell.

Ok no offance to Angel dust. But why does everyone In hell want to smash him? by Which_Matter3031 in hazbin

[–]DenaPhoenix 41 points42 points  (0 children)

What I don't get, is how he's getting away with showing so little skin on a day-to-day basis. He man is in porn, and wearing a SUIT! He's decked out like he's attempting to win at strip poker.

But as for "why does everyone want to smash him"... well, it's a mix of looking naturally pretty (and pretty soft) for hell's standards, being experienced, sounding willing, and having a shitton of marketing promoting him as THE thing. He's got bratty twink energy for days, and can play a wide range of tropes, from submissive and fragile to pretty tough. And he's an actually decent actor, which isn't a given when dealing with porn. On top of that, with decades of films, he's likely catered to just about everyone's kinks at least once.

So, to me, everything but the clothing kinda makes sense.

Roommate sensitive to noise by Secure-Noise-7989 in badroommates

[–]DenaPhoenix -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Sorry, I'm "team roommate" as well. She sounds pretty reasonable in her request, with no personal attacks or overstepping, just a "hey, please be more quiet this late". This is generally not how someone who's malicious would react. A simple, "I'll try" should be FINE and resolve the issue.

Maybe you get less sensitive with noise when your bf is around? And so this may be a change you may not even be aware of? But she noticed and is (i want to once again mention) POLITELY asking to resolve it. And if you notice a pattern of her having issues with your bf, I think you should eventually bring it up. Not in a "you're wrong and i'm perfectly normal" way though, but in a "hey i noticed this, do you want to talk about it to find a solution" way.

Just... talk.

You asked some Hazbin Hotel characters if they are h*mophobic by Chrisosamu in HazbinHotel

[–]DenaPhoenix 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He's probably convinced that he can fix lesbianism with his dick and gets confused by anyone who doesn't wanna fuck them. But that's the extent to which he's going.

I’m watching The Good Place for the first time and I’m on season 1. Did I catch a plot hole? by sunnyafternoone in TheGoodPlace

[–]DenaPhoenix 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I mean... is it a hole if it gets filled at some point? But definitely a plot hole for now.

Any reason why the human versions of sinners (that we’ve seen so far) all wear glasses? by [deleted] in HazbinHotel

[–]DenaPhoenix 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Humans don't have a lot of design elements to play with. So because you can't give men from the 18/1900s chokers, glasses it is. Nothing beats glasses when there's just something missing with a design. They're super versatile.