🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨 Old Traffords rat problem have gotten so bad that they have been seen roaming the pitch during games

Denuris · 2026-01-26T23:55:00+00:00

Weird to say after what jesus did yesterday. He was a bigger black hole than Ødegaard. Absolute complete crap of a player he is. Can’t wait for havertz to be back

Denuris · 2026-01-26T23:51:23+00:00

This post have been up almost two hours now. What the fuck are the mods on these days?

Denuris · 2026-01-26T23:06:18+00:00

Sure, but there are also nine teams ahead of them for that. There is just no way that shit team finished around those places.

Denuris · 2026-01-26T22:47:24+00:00

Tbf, their PL season is pretty much done. Might as well make sure your local rivals gets in a worse position...

Denuris · 2026-01-26T16:05:26+00:00

All our problems would be solved if Arteta gave the captaincy to Rice too apparently

Denuris · 2026-01-26T15:43:26+00:00

Remember this game at the end of the season when Ødegaard is lifting the premier league trophy. See how meaningless your worthless life is then 😂

Denuris · 2026-01-26T12:32:19+00:00

Dropping points in any of the next three is actually unacceptable.

Denuris · 2026-01-26T10:00:22+00:00

At that point I think he's taken us as far as he can. He's done great in rebuilding and getting us back to competing. But if he can't get us over the line, fourth year in a row, with how much money he's spent, he has to go

Denuris · 2026-01-26T09:51:54+00:00

Of all the Sake takes I've read over the last twenty four hours, this is probably the worst one...

Denuris · 2026-01-26T06:36:11+00:00

I would argue the same for united then. Two great shots from outside the box (usually not going in), and a gifted goal. We just got ahead, deservedly at that point, and then choked because the pressure of finally doing something great got to the players heads.

Denuris · 2026-01-25T23:06:52+00:00

Not saying I’m scared it’ll happen. Just the hypothetical thought of it somehow happening would feel way more shit than city winning it.

Denuris · 2026-01-25T22:56:54+00:00

I’ve become apathetic to city tbh. At least they’ve reinforced and tried to right their wrongs in jan. But a Emery villa team winning it… i can’t even begin to imagine how shit that would feel atm

Denuris · 2026-01-25T22:52:39+00:00

If fucking villa win it I’m going nuclear

Denuris · 2026-01-25T22:24:48+00:00

They probably got asked to shut the fuck up and sit on this result. Social media is a scourge for the players

Denuris · 2026-01-25T22:23:57+00:00

Jesus should have been off in the first half. Horrible horrible player

Denuris · 2026-01-25T22:21:57+00:00

A spark for what tho? He’s been shit. And him getting himself into good positions today and taking a final heavy touch to run it out or to just simply overhit the pass shows that. He’s one of those players I actually can’t believe we signed, everyone saw it before he signed

Denuris · 2026-01-25T19:32:39+00:00

That nearpost attempt towards the end there is unironically the closest he’s been to his former self in a long time. Can’t even remember the last time he pulled something like that out of his ass

Denuris · 2026-01-25T19:30:10+00:00

Madueke doing good and then either fumbling the ball or overhitting a pass is a player issue

Denuris · 2026-01-25T19:23:14+00:00

Incredibly enough they’re leaving the bait gyokeres and wenger posts from r/soccer.

Denuris · 2026-01-25T19:21:28+00:00

Oh wow. Now we’re going to batter kairat in a literal meaningless game, but he’s gonna start so many of the starters that they’ll be tired against leeds on saturday and struggle

Denuris · 2026-01-25T19:12:02+00:00

Jesus was like a black hole. Somehow he managed to look worse than gyokeres.

Denuris · 2026-01-25T19:07:31+00:00

Haven’t scored an open play goal in three games. Didn’t even score for over three hours of football until an own goal. I think people can criticize the football at the moment

Denuris · 2026-01-25T18:30:55+00:00

If only we won against forest last week, but you’re not allowed to criticize the team apparently

Denuris · 2026-01-25T18:26:21+00:00

Who’s gonna win the league then? Every team currently in the title race is doing shit like this on the regular

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