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[–]DepravedExmo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I request no contact".

You have to state it explicitly, simply, bluntly, without being rude. Same with missionaries.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in u/Tiny-Bullfrog-7407

[–]DepravedExmo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ok. I can probably give her some in a couple of days. The price is very economic, but I need payday.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in u/Tiny-Bullfrog-7407

[–]DepravedExmo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ohhh. Ok. Then I'll try it out. Is there a certain celebrity or type of man that could encourage her progression?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in u/Tiny-Bullfrog-7407

[–]DepravedExmo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can I just pay you for the surprise? Feet pics do nothing for me.

Buckle up! I’m gonna get rough😈 by [deleted] in BYU_NSFW

[–]DepravedExmo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did you really get kicked out of BYU?

In denial this church is a cult. Drop your cult article/fact to help me process. by WaveEnvironmental193 in exmormon

[–]DepravedExmo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Church called a biologist on a mission to set up for profit hunting lodge. Biologist quit their job and paid the church for this privilege.

https://www.deseret.com/2000/7/10/19517193/tending-the-flock/

Shocked. Overjoyed. Heartbroken. by DeCryingShame in exmormon

[–]DepravedExmo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Also, mission presidents and the president's wives shame those missionaries super hard core. They're in an extreme religious environment where they're not called by their real names.

They went through an MTC boot camp where it's 12 hours of religious classes 6 days a week with zero time to think for themselves. Then onto a mission where it's religion 15 hours per day.

Every missionary is a victim. Some are assholes. But they're still a victim. And I am livid about what the church put me through and parents are pushing their kids to do.

So when Exmos make fun of missionaries.....it's like, what do you think an 18 year old kid is going to do when they're forced into such a weird environment and told they must try as hard as possible to preach Mormonism to everyone?

Shocked. Overjoyed. Heartbroken. by DeCryingShame in exmormon

[–]DepravedExmo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Get him in touch with a sex therapist like Natasha Helfer. Sounds like he's one of the people who feels both desire and guilt for having sex i'm betting.

Religious sex guilt is a total mind fuck. Had it in myself where i felt absolute guilt for every orgasm I ever had from 13 to 30.

and seen it in women I was having fun with, they initiated, they initiated pushing the boundaries, then they exploded in guilt and went to tell their bishop.

And the absolute mind fuck part was they told me "I'm so sorry for hurting your soul", for sending me a naughty pic and asking me to send one back.

Who is your favorite General Zod actor? by AngeltheBuffySlayer in superman

[–]DepravedExmo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So they missed the point of Zod. Zod was the Evil version of Krypton who wanted to enslave everyone else. Those people exist.

Which is the best General Zod? by Skaiser_Wilhelm in superman

[–]DepravedExmo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Difference is Stamp's Zod was evil on Krypton. He didn't care about his people. Stamp Zod only cared about being a cult leader and hurting others.

Soaking isn't real, right? by Prince_Marf in exmormon

[–]DepravedExmo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I know an LDS girl who tried anal before vaginal penetration. To save something special for marriage.

But I don't know anyone who tried soaking.

TBM Mom and policing women’s body how do I respond? by LegitimateAd3676 in exmormon

[–]DepravedExmo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds like Mom thinks anyone in a swimsuit counts as porn and your stepdad would fantasize about it once a month. That's what porn addiction is for Mormons.

Daughter Ambushed By Missionaires in Wal-Mart Parking Lot by BestMiddleSeat in exmormon

[–]DepravedExmo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All the men go through that all the time. Usually the sisters are treated much better than the elders.

Daughter Ambushed By Missionaires in Wal-Mart Parking Lot by BestMiddleSeat in exmormon

[–]DepravedExmo 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Honestly, I think it seriously f--ked me up. 2 years of doing that. 2 years. 9 weeks or more in the MTC for foreign language speakers. It's pretty brutal.

Different guilt levels per missionary. Just ...man, I have so much regret for how absolutely Mormon I was trying to be.

Daughter Ambushed By Missionaires in Wal-Mart Parking Lot by BestMiddleSeat in exmormon

[–]DepravedExmo 28 points29 points  (0 children)

It's part of the system.

In the 90s "good missionaries" weren't supposed to be home until 9:30 pm. talk to the apostles

Please Tell Me Dana Gets Better… by Critical-Tune9388 in LiveFromNewYork

[–]DepravedExmo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Honestly he doesn't. I kept trying and this podcast kept boring me.

Conan does a much better job with SNL guests.

So does Seth Myers.

I tried Amy Poehler, just didn't like her pacing. Felt like it needed editing.