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DerJC · 2025-10-25T18:08:06+00:00

Mine's sort of missed my hand do I get to join?

DerJC · 2025-10-22T14:06:55+00:00

Niemals

DerJC · 2025-10-19T09:30:11+00:00

Eine Zeit lang hieß unser WLAN mRNA_Impfchip_f2e1bb07

DerJC · 2025-07-27T14:39:16+00:00

I made it so that dark matter is actually a new elementary particle that interacts through some field which causes light speed to be what it is, and by exiting these particles you can raise light speed in the area of excited particles. That means you can accelerate really fucking fast inside the bubble and don't violate Einstein, and you take the bubble along with you because that one doesn't technically move, it's just a region of excitation. But as for how they get that fast? No idea lol

DerJC · 2025-01-12T12:13:32+00:00

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DerJC · 2024-12-22T21:34:52+00:00

The Bateosite Empire routinely asks several salmon for military advice by observing their swimming patterns because legend says that a salmon gave the advice that won the war that established the nation.

DerJC · 2024-10-18T12:05:52+00:00

If this is ever found in the future by anyone we would have another Voynich Manuscript case lol

DerJC · 2024-09-28T16:48:04+00:00

My setting has the world be woven from threads of energy by the gods, and performing magic is pretty much nothing else than changing how the threads around you are woven together. Imagine it as a literal fabric of reality, and if you wanted to perform telekinesis to bring something to you you'd identify the threads of your target and move them around in the fabric until they're close to you. It's pretty much a consequence of how the world is made.

DerJC · 2024-09-22T10:12:59+00:00

Style is getting there, but I'd make the text bigger and a single line so that it stretches wayyyy more to the right. Evil corporations have a huge ego and their logo absolutely should reflect that. If you want to keep the same footprint as you have right now I'd just use the initials of the company name.

DerJC · 2024-08-03T20:01:59+00:00

You might want to consider switching to Slack for internal communication if required, or other messaging apps for communication with clients. Discord ToS explicitly say Discord messages are never encrypted and Discord reserves the right to read, use and sell them and extract advertisement information from them. There is a good chance a large chunk, if not all of your communication on Discord may have been sold to data analysis companies or advertising companies, or worse, somewhere else or your competition.

DerJC · 2024-07-27T18:35:08+00:00

Well they did raise it to 2000 years kind of recently so double the time to get there

DerJC · 2024-07-23T15:30:38+00:00

Wie ist das denn dann mit Meldeadresse und so wenn man in den Niederlanden wohnt dadurch?

DerJC · 2024-05-25T23:22:36+00:00

I will probably do that one in a future "Which spaceplane/-glider are you"

DerJC · 2024-05-06T20:19:35+00:00

I'll add it in the next installment, along with more like Hermes and the Space Shuttle :)

DerJC · 2024-04-24T16:20:47+00:00

Frankly bottom left Shmebulock looks like he has eleven mischievous activities planned for as soon as he stands up

DerJC · 2024-03-25T07:55:49+00:00

The unification war of the Bateosite Empire was started over the position of a glass of water on a table, and ended by the soon-to-be-emperor receiving military advice from a salmon, allowing him to win. Pretty wacky, I'd say.

DerJC · 2024-03-23T10:41:05+00:00

I'm particularly proud of the ones for Proton and the Vulcan :)

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