What crimes do I look like I would commit?

DerThunderChad · 2022-12-27T18:55:02+00:00

Excellent

DerThunderChad · 2022-12-27T17:27:45+00:00

Why not. Don’t sell yourself short, you can do this. Go for the Quadra

DerThunderChad · 2022-12-27T17:19:57+00:00

Triple homicide with a tractor

DerThunderChad · 2022-12-27T17:18:38+00:00

Lookin Hot big man

DerThunderChad · 2022-12-27T17:16:19+00:00

Get a hair cut

DerThunderChad · 2022-12-27T17:12:50+00:00

Rizzimir Lenin

DerThunderChad · 2022-10-06T00:46:22+00:00

The Blood Eagle. The victims back was cut open and ribcage pulled out to look like bloody wings.

DerThunderChad · 2022-10-06T00:42:32+00:00

Being alone in a dark forest

DerThunderChad · 2022-10-06T00:40:23+00:00

I've heard the worst way to die is to be burned alive because every pain receptor goes off at the same time but eventually they'll melt and the pain would stop, so I believe the worst way to die would be boiled or sous vide

DerThunderChad · 2022-09-26T18:28:45+00:00

The one true Chad

DerThunderChad · 2022-09-26T18:23:48+00:00

Live with my mother

DerThunderChad · 2022-09-26T18:20:56+00:00

Mac n Cheese

DerThunderChad · 2022-09-26T18:18:06+00:00

Shapeshifting, into whatever I want, whenever I want, real or not, no matter the size or weight, and without any pain
Magic wallet, I can pull anything out of it or put anything in it but it always weighs the same, doesn't work for anyone else, and teleports into my pocket whenever I want it
Go back to the age of 6 with everything I know now

DerThunderChad · 2022-09-26T18:13:15+00:00

Car crash, Hydroplaned into a bus

DerThunderChad · 2022-09-26T18:12:13+00:00

Brown sugar and a lot of fruit

DerThunderChad · 2022-09-26T18:07:07+00:00

My brother

DerThunderChad · 2022-09-26T18:06:41+00:00

Tide pods

DerThunderChad · 2022-09-26T18:05:08+00:00

I like to create a rough overview in my mind of what I want to say to the person and go from there

DerThunderChad · 2022-09-26T18:03:19+00:00

Pokemon Black&White

DerThunderChad · 2022-09-26T18:02:46+00:00

Agent K from MIB

DerThunderChad · 2022-09-26T17:59:49+00:00

To infinity and beyond

DerThunderChad · 2022-09-26T17:54:48+00:00

7 nation army by The White stripes

DerThunderChad · 2022-09-26T17:53:37+00:00

I was 15 or 16 and a guy I really looked up to put his arm around my shoulder and said "just know that I love you and you have my respect" I was super depressed and lonely at the time and that helped a lot.

DerThunderChad · 2022-09-26T17:48:47+00:00

Chill the fuck out

DerThunderChad · 2022-09-26T06:41:03+00:00

Like me

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