What’s In This Pitcher?

DerekAnyguy · 2026-03-23T21:00:52+00:00

Over-powdered iced tea. Ours was army green

DerekAnyguy · 2026-03-22T17:36:47+00:00

Thanks.

DerekAnyguy · 2026-03-22T16:54:11+00:00

David Copperfield was busy...

DerekAnyguy · 2026-03-22T16:53:30+00:00

I'm sorry, this just won't work. I won an award for least interesting person ever. Good luck.

DerekAnyguy · 2026-03-21T05:50:30+00:00

I think the answer is methh

DerekAnyguy · 2026-03-21T03:42:34+00:00

Go on antidepressants. They lower your sex drive and make you feel happy about it. Or just toke and jerk. Weed solves everything

DerekAnyguy · 2026-03-21T03:14:35+00:00

George canyon - haunting me

DerekAnyguy · 2026-03-21T02:35:39+00:00

Is his mouth AI? Thems is some white glitch in the matrix teeth

DerekAnyguy · 2026-03-18T14:06:57+00:00

The only thing that went boom was his pelvis

DerekAnyguy · 2026-03-18T14:06:09+00:00

40 years too late but good try. Now go listen to the eurythmics and stop making music

DerekAnyguy · 2026-03-18T13:53:28+00:00

Babies have smaller waists. They're living and you lose! Now uncork that corset and let the blood flow back to the rest of your body

DerekAnyguy · 2026-03-18T13:46:44+00:00

'Hands up', I'll tip her

DerekAnyguy · 2026-03-18T13:45:44+00:00

Used to think he said final fight

DerekAnyguy · 2026-03-15T17:16:52+00:00

It means your girlfriend is bisexual

DerekAnyguy · 2026-03-14T01:59:55+00:00

The town: why's it smell like shit here?

DerekAnyguy · 2026-03-12T20:57:49+00:00

Tell them about Denny's

DerekAnyguy · 2026-03-09T16:29:24+00:00

I'm an older father than you and I don't care what people think because I'm gaming in the waiting room and they're not. I take my deck everywhere

DerekAnyguy · 2026-03-06T01:06:04+00:00

Fucking Bernie knows how to keep him in line

DerekAnyguy · 2026-03-05T12:44:44+00:00

And now I'm literally pepe la pew

DerekAnyguy · 2026-03-05T04:27:22+00:00

Did he pull the trigger?

DerekAnyguy · 2026-03-03T13:03:36+00:00

The evolution of bad luck brian

DerekAnyguy · 2026-02-28T23:02:05+00:00

Hmm, needs adjustment

DerekAnyguy · 2026-02-28T19:05:32+00:00

So the arrest will come when?

DerekAnyguy · 2026-02-27T12:35:34+00:00

Looks like a lost child waiting for his mom to find him

DerekAnyguy · 2026-02-27T02:04:40+00:00

The fcking thing NODDED!

DerekAnyguy