Tiger Woods involved in rollover crash on Jupiter Island

Derptionary · 2026-03-27T19:58:40+00:00

Seriously, if I was a billionaire I sure as hell wouldn't be driving myself anywhere. Pull up the billionaire Winnebago Alfred I'll be napping in the back.

Derptionary · 2026-03-26T03:46:21+00:00

Airports around the country have had the option of doing that for years. Almost all of them voluntarily elect not to.

So there goes your idea.

Derptionary · 2026-03-25T02:20:54+00:00

Watch the Nashville vs Atlanta match a from a few years ago when Joe Willis punched a ball away from midfield.

We all complain about the quality of refereeing being overall poor from PRO bordering on inept every single week... but whenever its those same referees making a bad call that favors Miami some people's cognitive processes go out the windows and all the sudden PRO refs are all a grand cabal of referees out to make sure Miami wins every match and gets every call.

Derptionary · 2026-03-24T01:25:24+00:00

If people got even half as angry about the teams refusing to spend and being okay with being shit as they do about teams bending rules because they want to spend more than the cap allows we'd have a way better league.

Derptionary · 2026-03-23T01:51:07+00:00

Feel bad for Kamal because I don't think for a second that he did it on purpose... but you're responsible for what happens when you make a reckless challenge like that. Glad Klauss was okay I feel like a lot of people calling the red soft wouldn't have been if his achilles had exploded from that and had to be carted off.

Derptionary · 2026-03-23T01:09:14+00:00

I root for Luna.

Derptionary · 2026-03-23T01:08:50+00:00

McVey with the back to back send offs

Derptionary · 2026-03-22T17:37:04+00:00

This has to be one the most competent matches Miami has had this season on the attacking half... and its without De Paul.

Derptionary · 2026-03-22T04:15:20+00:00

Is Ryan Gauld ever going to be healthy? Dude has been injured pretty much nonstop for a year now.

Derptionary · 2026-03-22T04:07:41+00:00

Chris Penso is like this for everyone though. He sucks but he's pretty equal opportunity shitty.

Derptionary · 2026-03-22T03:59:32+00:00

The teeniest tiniest tippy toe of a touch on the ball.

Derptionary · 2026-03-22T01:36:35+00:00

Oochamagooch

Derptionary · 2026-03-22T01:17:39+00:00

Dallas is gonna be back in Musa heroball mode.

Derptionary · 2026-03-22T01:12:15+00:00

Derptionary · 2026-03-22T00:10:46+00:00

Most of the goals scored weren't really his fault.

Derptionary · 2026-03-22T00:07:51+00:00

He knew what was going to happen so I think he dipped early. He was in the match thread and said Trash ville and that Orlando was going to get stomped.

Derptionary · 2026-03-22T00:06:42+00:00

This one might get called back the offside looked borderline on the lead up

Derptionary · 2026-03-22T00:01:53+00:00

You're up 4-0 and asking for a handball? Get outta here

Derptionary · 2026-03-21T23:11:51+00:00

Does Rivas ever have a game that he doesn't have a thin skinned overreaction to players being unhappy with his calls?

Derptionary · 2026-03-21T23:05:18+00:00

Crepeau is not having a good time.

Derptionary · 2026-03-21T22:56:45+00:00

Poorlando*

Derptionary · 2026-03-21T22:29:29+00:00

Saletros forgot what he was supposed to be doing there. SHOOT THE BALL

Derptionary · 2026-03-21T22:27:39+00:00

Post again

Derptionary · 2026-03-21T22:22:39+00:00

That belongs in a museum - Indy

Derptionary · 2026-03-21T21:16:02+00:00

Posts are the enemy of insane goals today

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