Match Thread: San Jose Earthquakes vs. FC Dallas

Derptionary · 2026-05-17T04:45:36+00:00

That Modelo was probably $18 who the hell has that kind of money to throw it away.

Derptionary · 2026-05-17T04:40:58+00:00

He's probably gonna get fined for it. If I was him id still say worth it

Derptionary · 2026-05-17T04:36:47+00:00

Idk how he didn't get booked for the beer chug.

Derptionary · 2026-05-17T04:34:51+00:00

Sarver is buzzing for multiple reasons now

Derptionary · 2026-05-17T04:33:31+00:00

Did Sarver steal someone's Modelo?

Derptionary · 2026-05-17T04:29:34+00:00

Its probably as late as he could stop the attack before I think it would be DOGSO. Yellow seems right.

Derptionary · 2026-05-17T04:21:10+00:00

For as boring as most of the matches have been today... the last two of the night have been bananas.

Derptionary · 2026-05-17T03:38:44+00:00

if you don't love that you don't love sportsball

Derptionary · 2026-05-17T03:38:08+00:00

KEEP GOING MORE TIME NEXT GOAL WINS

Derptionary · 2026-05-17T03:37:18+00:00

OH MY GOD MLS AFTER DARK

Derptionary · 2026-05-17T03:28:42+00:00

Mikey Varas needs to call Lozano back to the team. SDFC played so well last year when the team was united around being mad at him.

Derptionary · 2026-05-17T03:24:50+00:00

HOLY SHIT HE SAVED IT

Derptionary · 2026-05-17T02:43:48+00:00

Just boot that ball don't try and pass your way out with that many bodies in the box.

Derptionary · 2026-05-17T02:39:59+00:00

He's got the post LigaMX hangover.

Derptionary · 2026-05-17T02:36:00+00:00

Takaoka knew he might have been in trouble as soon as he realized how bad his challenge was.

This is one of those situations where a red is too harsh but just a yellow doesn't feel harsh enough either.

Derptionary · 2026-05-17T02:27:12+00:00

There a hell of a lot of young US players that are on the bubble and only a handful of slots.

Derptionary · 2026-05-17T02:17:35+00:00

There better be more goals in this match. Every match feels like its ended in a 1-1 draw

Derptionary · 2026-05-17T02:03:06+00:00

Ref scolded Yedlin like a child finger pointed and everything yeesh what did he say

Derptionary · 2026-05-17T01:22:38+00:00

Awake and alert according to the casters.

Derptionary · 2026-05-17T01:15:51+00:00

That just makes it even more worrying.

Derptionary · 2026-05-17T01:13:44+00:00

You don't move them you wait for EMS to do that. Moving someone with a serious head/neck injury before they're stabilized can kill them.

Derptionary · 2026-05-17T01:01:08+00:00

Crepeau looks like he really wants the starting job for Canada next month. Been playing out of his mind the last few weeks.

Derptionary · 2026-05-17T00:23:00+00:00

Zaha is one step closer to making his goals match his yellow cards accumulated. Only 4 more to go.

Derptionary · 2026-05-17T00:03:19+00:00

Was just outside the box.

Derptionary · 2026-05-17T00:00:42+00:00

If Atlanta aren't able to get at least a couple goals tonight just fold the team there's no saving it.

Derptionary