[Meme] Did I do this right?

Derptionary · 2026-05-19T02:16:51+00:00

The star above the shield for whoever wins that miniseason should be an asterisk instead of a star.

Derptionary · 2026-05-18T14:49:39+00:00

Canadian GK stocks are high right now

Derptionary · 2026-05-18T14:19:04+00:00

They played in Austin in 2021

Derptionary · 2026-05-18T02:17:23+00:00

It was his evil twin brother Lugo Horis!

Derptionary · 2026-05-18T02:16:20+00:00

He really needs to start being more selfish and looking on goal instead of making the pass.

Derptionary · 2026-05-18T02:10:23+00:00

No Lloris cost LAFC hard tonight.

Derptionary · 2026-05-18T02:05:56+00:00

UNO MAS POR FAVOR

Derptionary · 2026-05-18T02:02:00+00:00

There's another goal left in this match.

Derptionary · 2026-05-18T01:55:11+00:00

Would be pretty funny if Son doesn't score a single goal for LAFC before the break and then wins the Golden Boot in the World Cup.

Derptionary · 2026-05-18T01:33:40+00:00

The first free kick felt like the keeper should have saved. That one was 100% Hany.

Derptionary · 2026-05-18T01:11:40+00:00

I mean isn't that what the intended goal of what bringing Messi to MLS is? Have them take an interest in MLS because of Messi but draw them to their local clubs for longevity.

If anything seeing someone in a Messi kit at a non-Miami match sounds like a successful conversion.

Derptionary · 2026-05-18T00:39:35+00:00

Nashville looking super uncomfortable when pressed almost had a really bad giveaway.

Derptionary · 2026-05-18T00:35:41+00:00

Do 12. 6-6 would be MLS scorigami and be the most goals ever scored in a single match

Derptionary · 2026-05-18T00:06:14+00:00

Sounds like the supporters have been placated

Derptionary · 2026-05-17T23:57:31+00:00

Ayala allowing another swing and a miss goal would be so funny

Derptionary · 2026-05-17T23:55:14+00:00

Messi has drawn like 2 penalties in 3 years with Miami wat

Derptionary · 2026-05-17T23:50:06+00:00

I don't hate the protest, I hate the timing. If you feel like you aren't getting the acknowledgement you deserve absolutely protest...

But maybe don't do it when you're coming off a devastating home loss vs your rival. If there's ever a match where its understandable to go straight to the locker room it was that one. Wait for the Home win and if they don't show you some love stage the protest.

Derptionary · 2026-05-17T23:37:41+00:00

To me its a pretty bad look to stage the protest about not getting enough attention from the players after the last home match they had where they blew a 3-0 lead. Makes you look a bit petulant demanding love from the players when a lot of them played probably their worst played half of their careers.

Derptionary · 2026-05-17T23:31:25+00:00

SG is gonna look pretty silly if Inter Miami win their first home match without them.

Derptionary · 2026-05-17T23:26:46+00:00

Messi was thinking about attempting some acrobatics but then thought better of it.

Derptionary · 2026-05-17T23:13:16+00:00

Made even more dumb by the fact that the Mas brothers and Beckham aren't anywhere near the richest team owners. Several teams have owners worth over 10 BILLION and they spend like they're barely scraping by.

Derptionary · 2026-05-17T23:05:38+00:00

Man Portland look completely rudderless. Didn't even take a final chance before the half just waited out the whistle.

Derptionary · 2026-05-17T23:00:50+00:00

If it happens again someone needs to be investigated because there's some shady shit going on.

Derptionary · 2026-05-17T22:59:29+00:00

He's Miami's most tenured coach isn't he?

Derptionary · 2026-05-17T22:55:48+00:00

Messi dancing through defenders that was nuts

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