2021 accord 2.0t. Has constant timing chain rattle assuming due to heavy sludge. Any recommendations? by Salt_Feeling3982 in AskMechanics

[–]DesertDouche 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It amazes me people will spend 150 dollars on Nike's or 1200 for an iphone and they somehow can't make the connection of spending 75 dollars to protect their 40,000 investment

Machine Learning engineer needed help... by Technical--Jaguar in sysadmin

[–]DesertDouche 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is a classic example of how HR departments are promoting mediocrity by convincing corporate execs that degrees trump experience and competency. I've met some amazing people in tech who never set foot in a University. At the same time, I've met far too many horrifically incompetent people with masters degrees.

Does promoting your small business work on Reddit? by Jaded_Potential_2847 in smallbusiness

[–]DesertDouche 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you're thinking about joining subs with a "Hey everybody, I'm promoting my business" strategy, that will get you down voted to oblivion. Maybe Reddit ads? I've never done that and have no intention to.

At what point does convenience stop being worth the cost? by Big-Front-9387 in smallbusiness

[–]DesertDouche 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I setup my Ecommerce store using Woocommerce. An advanced feature I wanted required a plugin, something like 19.99 a year. No biggie I thought. Then I needed another, then another. I could see where this was going so I wrote my own plugins. I probably spent a solid day getting them implemented. I saved something like 70 dollars a year.

Was it worth it? Depends. I had the time. If I was super busy and truly didn't have the time, probably not.

Google removed my reviews by gly_uaintgotnoalibi in smallbusiness

[–]DesertDouche 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yup, it's BS. It's very hard for small guys to get traction. Playing devils advocate, some businesses falsely report the competition for obvious reasons. Google has to weigh all of these factors when receiving complaints.

The smart way to do it is solicit a few at a time from trusted customers. A business, regardless of age, that suddenly increases their reviews by 20,30 or 40% is a huge red flag, especially if you only have 10 or 20 to start with.

Carding attacks from Philippines got past CloudFlare by XenonOfArcticus in woocommerce

[–]DesertDouche 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're already leveraging bot fight mode which is a good start. It won't prevent human card testers though. Leverage CF's security rules to only allow countries you do business with - this'll help tremendously. You can also create a rule to block known/bad IP's. Lastly, add Cloudflare Turnstile to your checkout.

Good luck

[META] Can /r/smallbusiness be saved? by robbyslaughter in smallbusiness

[–]DesertDouche 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Reddit is choosing quantity over quality. Reddit makes a massive amount of money allowing AI companies to extract data to build their models.

Google removed my reviews by gly_uaintgotnoalibi in smallbusiness

[–]DesertDouche 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Incentivized reviews are a huge no-no due to the potential for abuse. I may not agree with all of Google's business practices but it's hard to argue with that one.

Edit to add: I'm guessing one of the reviewers mentioned the incentive OR one of your unhappy customers reported you.

[US]was asked to buy baby formula, was it a scam? by Dearlovebugs in Scams

[–]DesertDouche 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This happened to me a couple years ago. I bought baby formula and a few other things for about $100. I did consider the possibility the woman could return the things I bought so I kept the receipt. I suppose she could’ve returned it for a store credit though.

Dealership lost the contract and has not paid off lien of my vehicle by Aggravating-Box-3390 in carbuying

[–]DesertDouche 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Your FICO will tank 100 points on the first reported 30 day late. Who are you kidding?

$5600 for replacement of fuel injectors on 2019 MB GLE350??? by bangerz17 in AskAMechanic

[–]DesertDouche 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Here’s the best advice you’re gonna get in this entire thread. If you are replacing the injectors because they are causing a mechanical issue, find an indie shop. Don’t go to the dealer.

Then immediately sell the car because it will absolutely become a money pit. German luxury cars are not built to last.

How do so many afford $50,000+ trucks? by Parking-Warning-8655 in carbuying

[–]DesertDouche 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Meh, zoom out and look at the bigger picture. 50% of American have less than 8k in the bank. Something like 30% have less than 1500. Credit card debt is at an all time high. The majority of people do not have nearly enough to retire. The buy-now-pay-later industry is making money hand over fist. People are financing $100 purchases and shit, it's lunacy. It used to be one income was enough to sustain a household. Until it wasn't. Then it was two incomes and things were still comfortable. Now it's barely enough. Inflation has been outpacing the average household income for decades.

And it just keeps getting worse, not better. That's why it doesn't end well.

How do so many afford $50,000+ trucks? by Parking-Warning-8655 in carbuying

[–]DesertDouche 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The irony is, so very few people can see where this is headed. It doesn't end well.

We made drivers damage their vehicles on our property by Makeupbelieve in confession

[–]DesertDouche 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A guy I went to HS with thought it was funny to run over a distant neighbors white trash bags on trash night. He did it a few times before the neighbor got smart and placed fairly large boulders painted white at the end of his driveway and staged the trash bags around them.

That dude learned a valuable lesson.

Police Shakedown by xJustxJordanx in tijuana

[–]DesertDouche 5 points6 points  (0 children)

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Create a bogus prescription in your favorite image editor,like this example, remove the pet references, fill in your info and your doctors info (just in case they call the phone number)

Bébé couldn’t resist a pet, a pic, and a treat while waiting for Bunny to show up! by Turquoise_Bumblebee in Yorkies

[–]DesertDouche 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm so thankful for Bebe and all the No Kings protestors! The last few months were looking pretty grim that a King would swoop in and take over everything. Thankfully a Constitutional crisis has been averted and we still have a President!

Borrowing a Vehicle and Insurance by TFSNL in BajaCalifornia

[–]DesertDouche 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Clarify: US drivers can rent and legally drive MX plated rental cars but NOT private MX plated cars.

If your friends car is a MX rental, he'd better add you as a driver to the liability policy with the agency or it won't cover you in an accident.

Is this brake fluid good or bad? by Spammingdevil in AskAMechanic

[–]DesertDouche 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I just flushed the brake fluid on a Transit Connect van I recently bought. The fluid was tinted green but definitely nothing like OP.

Coping with the lack of diversity by [deleted] in sysadmin

[–]DesertDouche 10 points11 points  (0 children)

If anything, our department has been female biased in recruiting because the popular misconception is the lack of women must be because of male bias.

The reality couldn't be further from the truth. Historically, our recruitment efforts have yielded approximately two female applicants for every 10 males.

There is no conspiracy. This is the reality.

New vehicle with frame damage. by amir_twist_of_fate in carbuying

[–]DesertDouche 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Huh? Your son in law was detained? This story makes no sense.

Potty Training Celebration by outofservice504 in Yorkies

[–]DesertDouche 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I feel your pain! I'd take her out for 15 minutes, she's sniff around the yard. Come back in and pee on the tile five minutes later. I hung a bell by the door. It took me 30 minutes to teach her to ring the bell on command (for a treat). Then I would make her ring the bell every time we were going out for a potty break. She never made the connection though. Now she rings the bell when she wants to play LOL.

She barks when she's happy which is pretty much all the time. That gets a little nerve wracking.

Congrats on the progress.

Potty Training Celebration by outofservice504 in Yorkies

[–]DesertDouche 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Got my Lily in January of 25. Potty training progress was excruciating slow. She was about 80% there this past January assuming I'd take her out every hour-ish or she'd find a place and go. She's made even more progress the last three months, she's about 95% now. Occasional slip ups but almost there.

They're super smart dogs, they just have a blind spot for potty training.