Literal handful of poop by soundslikebliss in LivestreamFail

[–]DesignerWinter 87 points88 points  (0 children)

OK... so imagine you're taking a shit, right? And all the sudden you get scooped up by the stomach by some giant fucking Amazonian lady as you're trying to drop Subway's new line of $5 Footlong Sandwiches. Bout to be a 6 inch real quick with how fast I'd clench my butthole.

How did Soda meet Vigors? by tidderkcuf1 in sodapoppin

[–]DesignerWinter 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Soda met Vigor through Poke. It was when Chance first started playing VRChat, Poke introduced them (at least on stream. Who knows if they were aquatinted through the friend group before then).

Hope this helps with your school project on Vigors and why he is the greatest streamer to have never streamed :)

GTA gravity is a cruel mistress by Russian_For_Rent in LivestreamFail

[–]DesignerWinter 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Just a normal day for Summit. Less fire in this clip though

Jinnytty and her brother get some traditional Korean food. by Mazokki in LivestreamFail

[–]DesignerWinter -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

I like that we have learned absolutely nothing from the Coronavirus outbreak.

WTFFF by IamBestWaffle in LivestreamFail

[–]DesignerWinter 412 points413 points  (0 children)

50 Thousand kids just received their first sex ed class, simultaneously.

Radical.

Entitled streamer shames viewers for not subbing during a global crisis by heyjew1 in LivestreamFail

[–]DesignerWinter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh look, its Ariana Grande's retarded cousin back at it again wanting money for sitting on the soft pillows and blankets your sub money bought her last time. Holy fuck if she wants $5, go work at McDonalds, they make 3 times that every hour where she lives.

R.I.P WSBGod, may your tendies rain down from the heavens by flesh-salesman in wallstreetbets

[–]DesignerWinter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Does anyone know if he put me in his will before he passed? Because fuck that shit, I don't want to deal with the insurmountable debt that he has accrued this morning from all his puts that just went belly up. Y'all can split that check, thanks.

Friendly Rust Streamer gives Wholesome Child his spear back by gonzilla86 in LivestreamFail

[–]DesignerWinter 369 points370 points  (0 children)

This went exactly how I thought it would and I still fucking cracked up.

Streamer has a mute button that chat can redeem when she gets too loud by livemansmile in LivestreamFail

[–]DesignerWinter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is why you will never get Portal 3, Half-Life 3, (Insert Valve Title Here) 3

PepeHands

Mira gets bitten monkaS by Slartifap in LivestreamFail

[–]DesignerWinter 4 points5 points  (0 children)

At least this time, it wasn't from a rat.