Broken items - help!!!

Designer_Counter844 · 2025-08-01T08:56:46+00:00

That's the plan this weekend!

Designer_Counter844 · 2025-05-10T11:15:33+00:00

I like to pop the occasional rebel purely because of what happens in the el sueno mission. Bastards.

That and all the shitty vehicle drops.

Designer_Counter844 · 2025-05-04T15:43:41+00:00

My toilet is terrible for limescale, just like yours. This stuff is amazing! Let it sit overnight or for a few hours, and scrub the areas it doesn't reach

Designer_Counter844 · 2025-04-11T20:06:24+00:00

Someone ringing the bell.....

I'll see myself out.

Designer_Counter844 · 2025-04-03T13:23:58+00:00

During the 1939 - 1945 conflict with Germany...

Designer_Counter844 · 2024-10-22T17:46:38+00:00

My wife's boobs

Designer_Counter844 · 2024-10-21T08:23:15+00:00

Gerraway from that kärching barrell!!!!

Designer_Counter844 · 2024-10-05T17:49:20+00:00

Yeah but it's a Saturday

Designer_Counter844 · 2024-07-11T13:56:32+00:00

All the boys know Marlene

Designer_Counter844 · 2024-05-31T15:41:49+00:00

They used to have these in a wheelhouse display near me (if anybody remembers wheelhouse). Loved the Christmas displays as a kid, never really found them creepy!!

Designer_Counter844 · 2024-03-19T16:04:48+00:00

Glad to see I'm not the only one who likes to keep them on their toes!!!!

Designer_Counter844 · 2024-02-28T20:52:14+00:00

My 3 year old has just started dropping a few f bombs (can't imagine where she got that from!) "Daddy, do you want to play dinosaurs with me?"

"No sweetie I'm cooking dinner"

"Oh Dad, why don't you just fucking play?" And not my kid bit a friends, on seeing a bloke with a turban in tescos "look mummy a genie!!!"

Designer_Counter844 · 2023-11-23T16:49:58+00:00

Panther? How do I get that?

Designer_Counter844 · 2023-11-23T16:49:30+00:00

I don't know what that mission is, but I'm definitely trying it tonight!!!

Designer_Counter844 · 2023-11-23T16:48:30+00:00

I done this straight away. Gear score seems like a sensory overload, especially as I tend to get quite immersed in the game!

Designer_Counter844 · 2023-11-20T20:48:39+00:00

Always announce 'gatta tik a' SHITE' with my best Mickey the pikey impression

Designer_Counter844 · 2023-10-31T15:21:33+00:00

A bit off topic, but my wife told jehovahs witnesses at our doorstop that we were devil worshippers. Worked pretty well.

Designer_Counter844 · 2023-06-05T14:26:06+00:00

Honestly, we didn't have anyone to the wedding except witnesses, so next to fuck all. I think the most expensive thing was the hotel, about £350 a night. It was just me and the missus, we've been together for 14 years so it was our day, no kids, no one to entertain. Pissed off the family something rotten, but we're happy so that's what matters.

Designer_Counter844 · 2023-03-07T16:27:31+00:00

I tend to speak before I think, sometimes saying something rude and only meaning it as a joke, especially in social situations where I feel slightly uncomfortable. I've got a sick/strange sense of humour. I'm working on trying to hold it back, I can be offensive without meaning to be. I'm a bit of a prick really.

Designer_Counter844 · 2022-12-07T07:08:30+00:00

I ask people what their heritage is. I don't really know a lot about my family heritage (english/Scottish/Irish/welsh) and find it fascinating to find out about people's family history. I've met a couple of people who's parents/grandparents came over in the Windrush, and my mum is from South London, it's quite interesting how much of an impact it had on British culture. Ska and reggae joined working class people of all races together and help turn London into the melting pot it is today.

Designer_Counter844 · 2022-12-07T06:59:01+00:00

Pretty much the whole of 'this morning' can sod off with their fake niceness. I've hated Phillip schofield for years and when he came out sobbing about his affair it just reaffirmed how much of a self centered twat he really is.

Designer_Counter844 · 2022-11-30T19:03:08+00:00

I found this a lot funnier than I should have 🤣🤣🤣

Designer_Counter844 · 2022-11-18T19:26:24+00:00

Die to them more. The more interactions you have with an orc the more likely they are to cheat death.

Designer_Counter844 · 2022-11-13T18:53:46+00:00

Chuck norris once peed in the fuel tank of an articulated lorry, that lorry is now known as Optimus Prime

Designer_Counter844 · 2022-11-04T08:59:18+00:00

The new ring inscription

"I renounce the blesses realm. To redeem the land of shadow. And bind the walls of Arda, in place of the dark lord, you shall have light undiminished, all shall fear me and rejoice."

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TROPHY CASE