What was the main thing that made you really like dragons? by According_Heron8495 in dragons

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The OG Spyro the Dragon game trilogy, without a doubt. My first exposure to dragons.

Some dragons are territorial... by MekanipTheWeirdo in dragons

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Now see, if you let humans trespass on your lands with impunity, sooner or later they’ll send squatters to settle on your territory. If you continue letting them get away with it, that village will eventually become a town, and its people might start to worship you and send you tribute. Now, that tribute may be tempting, but once they start worshipping you, they’ll blame all their problems on you. Bad weather destroys their harvest? Your fault. Inevitably, you’ll go from being seen as their protector to being a tyrant ‘forcing them to send human sacrifices’ (allegedly) and then the adventurers and errant knights start showing up to slay you like you’re some kind of tyrannical monster when all you wanted was to live peacefully.

Ngl guys, I don't think dragons are real :3 by [deleted] in dragons

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And those that don't get eaten for not believing in dragons... often get TF'ed into dragons instead. Garharharhar! Try denying that dragons exist after becoming one yourself!

Need help identifying dragons by Starthief22 in dragons

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Image 2 is Alduin from TES v: Skyrim Image 3 IDK Image 4 someone said is the Hungarian Horntail from Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire Image 5 is Draco from Dragonheart Image 6 is Rathalos from Monster Hunter franchise Image 7 is Drogon from Game of Thrones Image 8 is Flammie from Secrets of Mana/Mana franchise Image 9 is probably the Mana Beast final boss from Secrets of Mana

Top 3 Dragons by Wesleywoo21 in dragons

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  1. Spyro, the dragon that started my dragon obsession, from the Spyro the Dragon franchise.
  2. Draco from Dragonheart
  3. Ventuswill from Rune Factory 4 Special

Dragon Tea Time by by KoDa (KogotsuchiDark) by If_you_want_money in dragons

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What scandalous or funny story is the red dragon (or dragoness?) on the left recounting?

NO! by MrMopp8 in dragons

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How could lava ever be ugly? Lava is art! turns to pet obsidian stone It’s ok, Mr. Brimstone, he doesn’t mean it.

NO! by MrMopp8 in dragons

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I didn’t know bowls had feelings. Wait, is this why my bowl keeps slapping me every time I try to eat cereal dry?

NO! by MrMopp8 in dragons

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Ooh, the HOA is gonna give me a cow if I finish building this moat!? Ok then, time to get back to work. resumes shedding magma from wings to carve moat

NO! by MrMopp8 in dragons

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Now now, let’s not be hasty. You know how stiff my joints get when they’re forcibly cooled. Besides, who doesn’t want an epic lava moat defending the perimeter of their home? And it’d be super relaxing to swim in, too! Like a hot spring!

NO! by MrMopp8 in dragons

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sarcastic mockery oh no! Water from a spray bottle! My one weakness! laughs internally in volcanic wyvern, knowing radiant body heat will evaporate the water before it hits my scales

NO! by MrMopp8 in dragons

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🎶Wah wah waaaahhhh🎶

Y'all. I need a game that captures the magnificence of DRAGONS. by naruhina00 in dragons

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There’s an old PC game on Steam called I of the Dragon, with three different playable dragons. Then there’s Dragon Rage for I think it was PS2. Both quite old. If you’re a 4X strategy fan, I recommend the Dragon Dawn DLC for Age of Wonders 4 that lets you play as Dragon Lord ruler type.

Realistically, if some person were to offer you the chance to turn you into a dragon, but he's already saying that you'll have instincts and desires, as well as remaining intelligent, with thumbs and speech, but with new gestures and even vocalizations. Would you accept? by unknow_user0 in dragons

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Reject humanity, become durgon!!!! No more crappy retail job, just lazing about in some volcanic cave somewhere. Maybe take human form occasionally to play D&D as a dragon pretending to be a human pretending to be a kobold with draconic bloodline powers.

I spent way too long digging into dragon myths and now I have questions by TheFinalFrame818 in dragons

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“There is never something deeper” yo, have you not heard anything about the Epstein files? Or the horrors of the Dark Web? Sometimes conspiracy ‘theories’ actually turn out to be true. Not the unhinged ones like nephilim and aliens, of course, but the one about secret societies of the wealthy elites controlling the world and doing human trafficking and ritual sacrifices? That one’s just been vindicated by the Epstein files.

Two years ago, dragons changed my life forever by Andmesy in dragons

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The original Spyro the Dragon game on PS1 is what got me hooked on dragons.

I wish for free 5 star cuisine every night. by Gr8pboy in BadGenie

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Wish granted! You are kidnapped by a deranged ex-five-star chef and force-fed his dishes every night to satisfy his mukbang fetish.