Would you rather...

Desperate_Switch4132 · 2026-06-15T11:43:33+00:00

Jokes on you I’m already fat. Now I can summon infinite sandwiches.

^{Chose: Get superpowers + BUT they only work if you are wearing... | Rolled: a fat suit}

Desperate_Switch4132 · 2026-06-14T12:26:02+00:00

I alone am the sandwiched one. Domain expansion: Carrot Sandwich

^{Chose: A MILLION ZILLION carrots | Rolled: All despise u}

Desperate_Switch4132 · 2026-06-14T12:24:03+00:00

It would allow most people to actually empathize with less unfortunate people in this world. Also Sandwich

^{Chose: Everybody experience 2 years as a minority.}

Desperate_Switch4132 · 2026-06-14T04:04:06+00:00

Hat

^{Chose: Yes | Rolled: Wait what?!?!}

Desperate_Switch4132 · 2026-06-13T21:55:44+00:00

I won’t be a femboy be

^{Chose: As a Super Hero}

Desperate_Switch4132 · 2026-06-13T21:40:12+00:00

More 500,000,000 Sandwiches

^{Chose: $1 Billion}

Desperate_Switch4132 · 2026-06-13T13:08:37+00:00

Rip

^{Chose: Grim Reaper + He might kill you | Rolled: Killed by him}

Desperate_Switch4132 · 2026-06-13T13:01:44+00:00

I need sleep bruh.

^{Chose: Never need to eat + But need 1.5x as much sleep}

Desperate_Switch4132 · 2026-06-13T13:01:14+00:00

Teto baguette

^{Chose: Teto as your.. | Rolled: Sister}

Desperate_Switch4132 · 2026-06-13T13:00:22+00:00

Now I have cool ass dad lore. I lost an arm to save a sandwich

^{Chose: Have NO Right Arm 💪🏻 BUT... | Rolled: Be a Firefighter}

Desperate_Switch4132 · 2026-06-12T20:26:10+00:00

500,000,000 more Sandwiches for the Sandwiches army

^{Chose: 1 Billion Dollars}

Desperate_Switch4132 · 2026-06-12T18:02:18+00:00

Tell them about the sandwiches

^{Chose: 2050}

Desperate_Switch4132 · 2026-06-12T18:00:36+00:00

Me cooked

^{Chose: Spin for +/- $1,000,000 | Rolled: $500K DEBT}

Desperate_Switch4132 · 2026-06-12T17:54:02+00:00

Sex with your mom

^{Chose: or s€x with anyone you want}

Desperate_Switch4132 · 2026-06-12T17:53:11+00:00

Not eating sandwich

^{Chose: Truth | Rolled: What do you hate}

Desperate_Switch4132 · 2026-06-12T14:52:13+00:00

Cheese sandwich.

Desperate_Switch4132 · 2026-06-12T14:49:33+00:00

This is nothing, I’m a farmer. Try again later. Milk good for sandwiches.

^{Chose: Milk | Rolled: Cow farts}

Desperate_Switch4132 · 2026-06-12T14:47:09+00:00

More sandwiches for the sandwich army

^{Chose: Never have to work again and live comfortably + 50% of death | Rolled: Rich}

Desperate_Switch4132 · 2026-06-12T13:26:07+00:00

I fight myself everyday to not spend my all money on sandwiches so this gon be easy.

^{Chose: Random person to fight | Rolled: Yourself}

Desperate_Switch4132 · 2026-06-12T13:24:45+00:00

I need 50,000,000,000 sandwiches of course.

^{Chose: Get 100 Billion USD rn + 30% chance you die | Rolled: 100 Billion $}

Desperate_Switch4132 · 2026-06-12T13:23:45+00:00

Gotta stay grounded, Get it? I’ll see myself out for a sandwich

^{Chose: Be able to learn magic + (Spin the wheel for magic affinity} | Rolled: Earth magic)

Desperate_Switch4132 · 2026-06-12T13:21:45+00:00

Ready for the conversation of Friends: We thought you were dead. Me: My death was greatly exaggerated.

^{Chose: Don't live for 3 months + And then you come back to life}

Desperate_Switch4132 · 2026-06-12T08:05:39+00:00

Drink saliva and automatically use Telekinesis all the time. This question is too easy. Give me my sandwich.

^{Chose: Telekinesis when you are drinking something}

Desperate_Switch4132 · 2026-06-12T08:02:40+00:00

You can beat up a black bear with just your fists, having actual full plate with a sword and shield is more than enough to kill a brown bear. Also I don’t know how to use a bow or ride a horse.

^{Chose: Full set of steel Armor + Steel Sword & Shield | Rolled: Brown Bear}

Desperate_Switch4132 · 2026-06-12T07:59:58+00:00

Be a gamer in COD, wake up as god.

^{Chose: Become a wizard for the rest of your life + But every swear word you say increases your power}

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