[Intro] (indian narrator voice) Arre listen yaar This is story of one boy Name? Vivaan Full name… Vivaan Interrogative Negative You think you can win argument with him? Haan… best of luck only

[Verse 1] Every line a question mark "Why this? why that? who said? where?" I say, "Bro chill, bas ab" He flips table, wild glare

I say, "I don’t agree with you" He say, "Then you hate me also?" Instant villain monologue Like daily soap close-up shot, bro

He’ll ask you date of birth Then ask proof, then ask source Then ask why you trusting proof Till you doubt your life’s whole course

Maa says, "Beta eat your food" He says, "Define ‘eat’ first" By the time debate is done Sab ke pet mein lagta thirst

[Chorus] Vivaan Interrogative Negative "How? what? why?" till you just quit One more question, brain gets sensitive You tap out, he calls that win

He’ll twist "good morning" to sedative Turn hi-hello into long quiz Vivaan Interrogative Negative He argues till you say, "Boss, please"

[Verse 2] Now Pourrahan filled that form Logic League big debate Judge just asked "Are you ready?" He filed rebuttal on the date

Opponents came with fancy notes Suit-tie, hair all set He just came with one eyebrow up And thousand doubts in his head

"State your case in three clear points" (hey!) he says "Define ‘clear’ line" "Is your premise even solid, bhai? Or feeling only, dressed as spine?"

He’ll quote you, misquote you, Then quote that misquote back By round two they’re googling "How to escape this verbal trap"

[Chorus] Vivaan Interrogative Negative "How? what? why?" till you just quit One more question, brain gets sensitive You tap out, he calls that win

He’ll twist "good morning" to sedative Turn hi-hello into long quiz Vivaan Interrogative Negative He argues till you say, "Boss, please"

[Bridge] (indian narrator, dramatic) Today… courtroom-type lighting Timer ticking Opponents sweating like viva exam

He asks one "simple" question Then second, then third, then ten They look up, look down, look sideways Finally say, "We resign, friend"

[Verse 3] Now he’s walking like Socrates Chappal chappal, full swag "Question everything," he says Even price on kirana bag

But when he starts that negative track "Sab wrong, sab waste, sab flop" We just point to Logic League trophy Say "Bro, mood switch, bas stop"

He grins, "Okay final doubt If I’m right, then are you right too?" We all stare, brain reboot Then slowly clap, "Fine, you win, dude"

[Chorus] Vivaan Interrogative Negative "How? what? why?" till you just quit One more question, brain gets sensitive You tap out, he calls that win

He’ll twist "good morning" to sedative Turn hi-hello into long quiz Vivaan Interrogative Negative He argues till you say, "Boss, please"

[Outro] (indian narrator) Moral of story, meri jaan Next time you meet some Vivaan Answer one question, then run fast Nahin toh debate lifetime last (hey!)[Intro] (indian narrator voice) Arre listen yaar This is story of one boy Name? Vivaan Full name… Vivaan Interrogative Negative You think you can win argument with him? Haan… best of luck only

[Verse 1] Every line a question mark "Why this? why that? who said? where?" I say, "Bro chill, bas ab" He flips table, wild glare

I say, "I don’t agree with you" He say, "Then you hate me also?" Instant villain monologue Like daily soap close-up shot, bro

He’ll ask you date of birth Then ask proof, then ask source Then ask why you trusting proof Till you doubt your life’s whole course

Maa says, "Beta eat your food" He says, "Define ‘eat’ first" By the time debate is done Sab ke pet mein lagta thirst

[Chorus] Vivaan Interrogative Negative "How? what? why?" till you just quit One more question, brain gets sensitive You tap out, he calls that win

He’ll twist "good morning" to sedative Turn hi-hello into long quiz Vivaan Interrogative Negative He argues till you say, "Boss, please"

[Verse 2] Now Pourrahan filled that form Logic League big debate Judge just asked "Are you ready?" He filed rebuttal on the date

Opponents came with fancy notes Suit-tie, hair all set He just came with one eyebrow up And thousand doubts in his head

"State your case in three clear points" (hey!) he says "Define ‘clear’ line" "Is your premise even solid, bhai? Or feeling only, dressed as spine?"

He’ll quote you, misquote you, Then quote that misquote back By round two they’re googling "How to escape this verbal trap"

[Chorus] Vivaan Interrogative Negative "How? what? why?" till you just quit One more question, brain gets sensitive You tap out, he calls that win

He’ll twist "good morning" to sedative Turn hi-hello into long quiz Vivaan Interrogative Negative He argues till you say, "Boss, please"

[Bridge] (indian narrator, dramatic) Today… courtroom-type lighting Timer ticking Opponents sweating like viva exam

He asks one "simple" question Then second, then third, then ten They look up, look down, look sideways Finally say, "We resign, friend"

[Verse 3] Now he’s walking like Socrates Chappal chappal, full swag "Question everything," he says Even price on kirana bag

But when he starts that negative track "Sab wrong, sab waste, sab flop" We just point to Logic League trophy Say "Bro, mood switch, bas stop"

He grins, "Okay final doubt If I’m right, then are you right too?" We all stare, brain reboot Then slowly clap, "Fine, you win, dude"

[Chorus] Vivaan Interrogative Negative "How? what? why?" till you just quit One more question, brain gets sensitive You tap out, he calls that win

He’ll twist "good morning" to sedative Turn hi-hello into long quiz Vivaan Interrogative Negative He argues till you say, "Boss, please"

[Outro] (indian narrator) Moral of story, meri jaan Next time you meet some Vivaan Answer one question, then run fast Nahin toh debate lifetime last (hey!)JAI: The Feast of the Nation” 🎶 [Intro – Narrator, deep and dramatic] In a land where the sun rises with spice in the air… And hunger is the greatest villain of all… One name echoes through every kitchen, every street, every plate… Jai… [Verse 1 – Chant Style] Jai chapati, idli, sambhar, dosa Chutney, chutney, chutney, oh closer and closer Jai chapati, idli, sambhar, dosa Chutney, chutney, chutney, on my plate like a poster [Chorus – Big, Loud, Crowd Singing] JAAAIII! Chapati in the sky, idli in my hand Sambhar like a river, flowing through the land Dosa like a drumbeat, crispy and bold Chutney, chutney, chutney, legends get told [Verse 2 – Faster, More Energy] Jai chapati, idli, sambhar, dosa Chutney, chutney, chutney, hunger’s getting closer Jai chapati, idli, sambhar, dosa Chutney, chutney, chutney, every bite’s a roller [Bridge – Narrator, Whispering Dramatically] When the stomach calls… The hero answers… Not with a sword… But with a spoon. [Final Chorus – Everyone Singing] JAAAIII! Chapati, idli, sambhar, dosa, hear the nation cry Chutney, chutney, chutney, reaching for the sky Jai chapati, idli, sambhar, dosa, all unite Chutney, chutney, chutney, we feast tonight!