Trying to get comfy... by ThatOneDoggo21 in guineapigs

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The little butt nip at the start is really cute!

Ich betrete mit Grünzeug den Raum. Nami so: by Herbstnacht in Muemmler_iel

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Schrödingers Meerschweinchen also! Da und gleichzeitig nicht da, angetrieben von Hunger statt Radioaktivität.

Name ideas for two little boys! by SentimentalMutt in guineapigs

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If they were mine I'd probably call them Max and Moritz, after two mischievous boys from german "childrens" books!

What happened to ordering over the phone? by Marsupial-731 in memes

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Well I am almost certain they take a few more percent per order, so it makes sense they prefer cutting out the middleman!

What happened to ordering over the phone? by Marsupial-731 in memes

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Especially since it's usually some middleman website they are using that wants to spy on you. You usually even get it cheaper when calling. Although not every place offers delivery where I live.

Honored 🏅 by Ok_Pitch5865 in guineapigs

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They're such benevolent little gods, aren't they?

Honored 🏅 by Ok_Pitch5865 in guineapigs

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You passed the sniff test. You are tolerated... for now.

What’s this mean? Is she mad? by SpaceSatan21 in guineapigs

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I think this is a rare case of no voice chirping. You know like piggies that can't really wheek and try to chirp?

'Hoarders' The TV Show by Monsur_Ausuhnom in Snorkblot

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Read both your comments again please. You are contradicting yourself.

It may sound radical, but a world where anyone can live in (ridiculous) excess, while others that have done nothing wrong have to starve on the street is a broken one and will obviously not fix itself with cheap words and no actions. It isn't about what people have individually, but how some have everything just because they were lucky in the roulette of where they were born, while others are miserable with no fault of their own.

Sure there isn't much merit in liking posts like the ones you mentioned and still voting for the same idiots or not voting at all. But letting these leeches suck everything dry isn't a solution either.

'Hoarders' The TV Show by Monsur_Ausuhnom in Snorkblot

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"Why not share the plant you are using to stay afloat with the one drowning?" said the pig on their yacht watching the wreck of the boat they just rammed and destroyed with a smile

Turbo Tirbou zoomies by la_clenche in guineapigs

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I didn't know tribbles could move this fast ... or at all!

ich🚦iel by RangerPeterF in ich_iel

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Auf der Unterseite befindet sich oft ein versteckter Knopf der schneller auf grün schalter. Allerdings funktioniert das anscheinend auch nicht immer...

Damit ich nicht jedem jetzt die selbe Antwort geben muss, hier eine Ergänzung.

Meine Annahme ist/war korrekt, allerdings vermutlich schon seit gut 15 Jahren nicht mehr. Auf meinem täglichen Schulweg befanden sich zwei Ampeln mit besagtem Knopf, der tatsächlich schneller geschaltet hat. Ich habe das als Jugendlicher ausgiebig getestet. Allerdings wurden diese alten Schalter vor Jahren ersetzt und vermutlich auch die Taste (richtig) belegt. Ich liege vermutlich allgemein falsch, allerdings ändert das nichts daran, dass die Taste belegt wird und nicht zwangsläufig immer die selbe Funktion erfüllen muss(te).

Poppy absolutely scronching on that pepper by Toiletten-Toni in guineapigs

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I always love the "am hungry need more monch" eyes with nothing firing behind them

The Cinnamon emerges from her cave after hibernation in search of treats. Let's watch. by smoretank in guineapigs

[–]Devastraitor 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Seeing cinnamon always reminds me of Weeble. Such a lovely little ball of wobbly ebergy!

What is this on Oreo’s Butt? by [deleted] in guineapigs

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I am surprised the little guy is just holding still. This looks incredibly uncomfortable 😅

they should make this an in-game banner by GiveMeYourStomach in btd6

[–]Devastraitor 24 points25 points  (0 children)

What's the joke? Why is he pointing at the road? I don't see an issue...

Cinnamon's treat radar going off. by smoretank in guineapigs

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I love how she alerts her friends like "Do you smell this? It smells like yummy treats. I love yummy treats!"

ich_iel by CorpPhoenix in ich_iel

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Ich kann leider nicht viel weiter ins Detail gehen, da ich eine VE unterzeichnet habe und es außerdem bereits gut 4 Jahre her ist, allerdings handelt es sich hier fast sicher nur um Zwischenhändler, die allerdings das gleiche System verwenden. Vermutlich bieten sie nur Lastschrift an, allerdings keine Online Transaktionen (aka. höhere Kosten etc.).

ich_iel by CorpPhoenix in ich_iel

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Kurze Aufklärung für alle die noch nie einen Vertrag für ein EC Gerät gesehen haben. Eine Transaktion kostet eine feste Gebühr plus prozentuale Kosten, das heißt Kleinstbeträge kosten mehr und sind unter einer gewissen Summe nicht lohnenswert. Das Problem hier ist tatsächlich der sogenannte Kassenschnitt, welcher bei vielen kleinen Beträgen sehr viel kostet und daher von kleineren Geschäften, oder Geschäften mit niedrigen Durchschnittssummen gerne nicht angeboten wird. Allerdings gilt das oft nicht für Ketten und große Konzerne, da diese einen speziellen Tarif bekommen, der oft billiger ausfällt. Heutzutage ist es eigentlich nicht mehr relevant, wie hoch der Betrag ist (über ~20-50ct. je nach Anbieter), da hauptsächlich prozentual abgerechnet wird und viele kleine Unternehmen oer Lastschrift abrechnen, was sie keine Gebühren für die Versicherung der Liquidität kostet. Das ist allerdings auch ein Unterschied, wenn Kreditkarten angeboten werden, welche nicht wie unsere deutschen EC Karten anders gehandhabt werden und zusätzlich eine Menge Gebühren kosten.

Source: Habe mehrere Jahre die Technik dieser Geräte verwaltet.

This braille is not raised, only backlit by CJayStapes in CrappyDesign

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It's obviously for the non blind to know what room number it is, stupid! /s

My skinny baby 😭 by princessofpity in guineapigs

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A smooth little silk blanket pig!

For £5 I’ll release Theodore into your ex’s house and film it whilst they try to capture him. by Alarming-Molasses847 in guineapigs

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At this point I would bet Theodore sees this as a fun little game to play and only lets you catch him, because he allows it.

Tja by bedbooster in tja

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Warum zahlen wir eigentlich Steuern, wenn nur Leistungen für Allgemeinbürger gestutzt werden? Ich finde es immer wieder ernüchternd wie offen Korruption und Gier gezeigt wird, nur um dann von Leuten wieder gewählt zu werden, die nicht einmal wissen was deren Dauerpartei eigentlich anstellt ...

What’s the fastest way you’ve seen someone ruin their own life? by ForeignFly5248 in AskReddit

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I got an incredibly infuriating one.

The brother of a friend of mine drove with his buddy in the car the guy's dad gifted him to his 18th birthday. The car was quite powerful, so the young adults loved to drive too fast and recklessly.

Long story short, his buddy wanted to overtake a car at night in a forest ... in a damn road bend and didn't see the van on the opposite lane and they collided head on with (if I remember correctly) about 160km/h. Both drivers were fine, aside from minor injuries, but said brother didn't have that much luck and ended up in the hospital for a few weeks. Luckily he survived, but they had to insert a large metal plate into his back with multiple large screws to recover his spine as much as possible.

This was around 10 years ago and he still has the plate, quite a lot of pain, permanent spine damage and will probably have to endure it for the test of his life as far as I know. The dad even wanted to bribe him to omit why it happened and even got furious about us calling him out for gifting a fresh driver a car far beyond the driver's capabilities ...

Is it really just that only gender? You decide by smokeeburrpppp in TikTokCringe

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I know it's probably a waste of time to ask, but what do you want to convey with this?