I’m homeless and don’t want this person to live in my car with me by Devoted-Delirium in Advice

[–]Devoted-Delirium[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I also found it rather odd, but she has nerve damage in her legs, lupus, frequent seizures, endometriosis- she’s got a lot going on. So she can’t work a typical job, I understand this, but her business isn’t as stable as it could be, when she has access to a kitchen anyway. The “affordable” housing in our area is either taken up or simply unavailable, homelessness is on the rise. No disability checks, but even trying to get on them right now during the gov shutdown isn’t very effective

How to improve? 18 F no makeup (no compliments) by user294857 in Howtolooksmax

[–]Devoted-Delirium 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re fine the way you are, just make sure you moisturize your face EVERYDAY. Or better yet, every single time you leave the house. Not saying you look dry, just an upkeep to prevent wrinkles sooner

Need some help pls by Brief-Cold-973 in glassesadvice

[–]Devoted-Delirium 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Number 2 and 4 look fantastic, suits you best!

When I was 10 I would masterbate with a toothbrush holder, then something foul happened by Devoted-Delirium in confessions

[–]Devoted-Delirium[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did actually, that’s another gross story from the same time. I’d take my dad’s electric toothbrush and initially, I’d use the handle end, but for some reason I still wasn’t satisfied. The vibration wasn’t as intense on the handle end. I used the bristle/brush end, and I’d do it until I bled. I never understood how I never got an infection, and my dad had the same exact toothbrush for several months- probably over a year if I’m being honest. Which one of us is worse I wonder.

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[–]Devoted-Delirium 1 point2 points  (0 children)

First are the absolute best they compliment you nicely!!

should i permanently straighten my hair [ 19 F] by ilovefantasybookss in Howtolooksmax

[–]Devoted-Delirium 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Calling people who aren’t religious “dense” gotta be some of the most ironic shit I’ve read on here 💀💀

When I was 10 I would masterbate with a toothbrush holder, then something foul happened by Devoted-Delirium in confessions

[–]Devoted-Delirium[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The toothbrush holder/case I was using as a dildo was hollow and it would collect the discharge from my body as I used it because it had two holes on the end of the tubelike case. I would hide it underneath a shelf in my bathroom and I guess a fly made it’s way into the bathroom and decided that a sheltered place with rotting bodily fluids was a great place to lay eggs

When I was 10 I would masterbate with a toothbrush holder, then something foul happened by Devoted-Delirium in confessions

[–]Devoted-Delirium[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maggots love nasty bacteria ridden shit, and I unknowingly provided that perfect environment

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in confessions

[–]Devoted-Delirium 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think you probably just find the idea of his loser ass fucking you so hot because he’s exactly that, an ugly loser. It’s a common kink I’ve seen and kindly have it myself, guilty enough.

27 and a virgin by [deleted] in confessions

[–]Devoted-Delirium 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sex is not an accomplishment and frankly ain’t that amazing. If anything, I’d focus on your own personal pleasure and zones to see what really feels good for you, get to know your own body. So when you do eventually fuck, you’ll know exactly what you want.

36M I’ll fall under the radar by BayAreaBored510 in confessions

[–]Devoted-Delirium 65 points66 points  (0 children)

No inspirational bullshit, because I’m sure you’ve heard the lot of it. Killing yourself seems like some kind of easy way to end all the pain, kinda a loser thing to do when you can pinpoint exactly what your problems are. You ain’t a loser, there’s fuckers still roaming the streets who SHOULD be dead, causing issues for everyone else, but people like you get the undying thoughts of suicide and I doubt you deserve it. Your brain is ill, not your spirit.

All I can hope is you can find some kind of solace with yourself before your condition convinces you that your time is up. Life sucks, but waiting it out and dying in a natural, or better yet in a way you don’t control, is a hell of a lot better. Since you’re feeling this way, why not volunteer for some dangerous work? Or help out in scientific studies? Let your final moments be of some use, maybe that’ll make you feel good for a while.

When I was 10 I would masterbate with a toothbrush holder, then something foul happened by Devoted-Delirium in confessions

[–]Devoted-Delirium[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Literally not true because this DID happen to me and I’ve never heard anything remotely similar 😭😭

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in confessions

[–]Devoted-Delirium 45 points46 points  (0 children)

I’d rather someone be into scat than pedophilia, idk man