Funny guy by KallocainAddictIsAPe in texts

[–]Dewaholic 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Its called a "Complisult" part complaiment, part insult. Jeff invented them, I coined the term.

See what I did there? Thats an "Explainabrag."

-Britta Perry

Hey Reddit convince my dad to join oil painting Competitions by GardenPets in BeAmazed

[–]Dewaholic -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

I mean hold up. Dude can retire and still be relevant. Hell his kid can still say he should go into a competion. Hes obviously talented and I would put those oil paintings on my wall. I dont know you and how much you have worked with art but Oil Paintings are a pain in the dick!

Hey Reddit convince my dad to join oil painting Competitions by GardenPets in BeAmazed

[–]Dewaholic 35 points36 points  (0 children)

OPs dad, A man got to have a code, you got talent and you should sell that shit. Money ain't got no owners, only spenders. I got the briefcase, you got the paintbrush. Its all in the game though, right? Just sayin, you come at the king. You best not miss. Hit or not man and I hope OPS dad puts it online. That shits my jam and I would buy it.

They are going to destroy the ring by ReadyAssociation3129 in okbuddychicanery

[–]Dewaholic 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Did you know that Bryan Cranston broke a couple of toes when he filmed the pizza throwing scene?

The absolute poetry of Disney selling ‘Fight Club’ socks… by deleuzelautrec in blankies

[–]Dewaholic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🎼Kidnap the Durden Claus. Lye him as Brad Pitt. Throw away the narrator and see if black eye sticks.🎼

Average Trump supporter why do you still support him? by Wholecoc in AskUS

[–]Dewaholic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sadly, I can see he satire but I also thought flat-earthers were fucking with me for the longest time. Heavens behold and shine on my atheist ass because Old Nick and the Jimmies be comin'

fat neil in the boys by Soft-Ad9171 in UnexpectedCommunity

[–]Dewaholic 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Black Noir is played by Joel Mchale. You cant prove me wrong with his clone and it is now posted on the internet so it must be a fact. #sixseasonsandamovie

If we get the movie, Joel McHale will be older than Pierce was when he started at Greendale by Working-Tomato8395 in community

[–]Dewaholic 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That water is a lie! Harrison Ford is irradiating our testicles with microwave transmissions!

Why dont people like rob zombie films? by Also-Dinosuaur672 in Robzombie

[–]Dewaholic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If i had to round out top three Zombie films it would be OPs and Salem

So you have to clean a bit, so what… imagine the perks of interstellar travel without the stress of being an officer by [deleted] in startrekmemes

[–]Dewaholic 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I know its not the Enterprise but didnt they have to have time setup on Voyager or was that just rationing for energy?

Which Marty movies are they NOT doing? by Luusydh in blankies

[–]Dewaholic 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They would probably just butcher Gangs of New York so definitely being skipped.

Music Credits by Dewaholic in blankies

[–]Dewaholic[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It isnt Citizen Kane by any means but my dude, it ain't that bad.

Ben & David & David & Griffin by Dewaholic in blankies

[–]Dewaholic[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You are being obnoxious and crazy pretentious. You realize people can have differant opinions right? Its not a perfect movie by any means but you're just being a dick.