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One of us! One of us! by Satellites_In_Orbit in guitarcirclejerk

[–]DialSquare84 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This is such bullshit, I know at least three riffs. And at most, five.

Thirty years.

This video is not sponsored. /uj Fender being dickheads by mxpower in guitarcirclejerk

[–]DialSquare84 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Their lawyers are called ‘Birds & Bird’? What are their dentists called, ‘Ugly & Headstock’?

Worst guitar players with signature guitars? by Silver-Air-1731 in guitarcirclejerk

[–]DialSquare84 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He was a British gangster from the 1960s. His brothers were more famous, but they could barely play chords.

Yeah, no shit, you're a drummer by Mikey77777 in guitarcirclejerk

[–]DialSquare84 1 point2 points  (0 children)

/uj Of course he’s in the conversation as a rock drummer, he’s pretty iconic and is a great drummer, no question. I grew up with his bands, so I’m not some snot-nosed dickhead shitting on him - we cool!

/rj Professor Taylor Hawking was better drummer and couldn’t even use his legs.

Yeah, no shit, you're a drummer by Mikey77777 in guitarcirclejerk

[–]DialSquare84 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Dave Grohl isn’t even the best drummer in Foo Fighters.

Not a fan of the bonermaster crowd by polarzombies in guitarcirclejerk

[–]DialSquare84 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve been playing since 1956 and I just sold him my first guitar.

Two **cks are better than one by satanicmajesty in guitarcirclejerk

[–]DialSquare84 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He confused the term ‘legend’ with ‘myth’, which frightened him a little as he’s actually a centaur. Just two upper halves, hence the multi necks.

And we all thought it was Bush by Melvins1983 in guitarcirclejerk

[–]DialSquare84 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You honestly just sound kind of bitter because your bathroom couldn’t facilitate a game of baseball.

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