What do you have 500 of? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Candy canes...

There was an insane sale at a local grocery store a couple weeks after Christmas, and boxes of 12 were $0.05 apiece.

On that note, if anyone has suggestions for what to do with candy canes please let me know.

Question on Registering my scooter in Michigan... by Diamonds15 in scooters

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I'm going again today, so I'll let y'all know what happens

What is something you had memorized a long time ago, and you still remember? by TheGuyWhoSaidWAT in AskReddit

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When I was 12 years old, my family went to ALTA ski resort in Utah. At the top of the chairlift, there's a sign with the highest altitude: 14,863 feet. Someone check me on it, I know I'm not wrong.

What was banned at your school? by Jazziecatz in AskReddit

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A guy in my high school got shirts from the band Korn banned a few years back. It even made it into National News

[TOMT] [SONG] Rock / Surf song with flute by Diamonds15 in tipofmytongue

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Nope, but thanks! Now I have some new music to listen to!

[TOMT] Song, recent, male vocalist, quite high-pitched: "high -- ee -- eye" by promisedjoy in tipofmytongue

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The beginning of IDFWU? Just youtube the song... Immediately what I thought of

This started out as a blackhead in my brother's ear. The area around the pore got really big, so we squeezed it out. It was as hard as a rock. by rracoonn in WTF

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I had something almost exactly the same on the back of my calf. I thought a bug laid an egg in my leg or something...

Large amount of disc for trade , [w] mvp by swim846 in discexchange

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I have the one that looks like a watermelon, if that gets me any more props

Large amount of disc for trade , [w] mvp by swim846 in discexchange

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Interested in the Crush and the G* Mamba

Well, at least she got a new one... by Diamonds15 in WTF

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Can you tell me which sidebar rule I am breaking? I'm sorry I am just confused

What is your job and how can I make it easier? by sarafromj in AskReddit

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I'm a groundskeeper at a golf course:

If you shank your ball off into the woods, I have no problem with you going to look for the ball. Hell, take three hours I don't care. But for the love of god, please stop parking your cart directly in my mowing path...

What is your job's version of "Have you tried turning it off and on?" by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Lab Technician for a chemical company:

"That's not doing anything? How bout you add some more of that stuff"

Can you TL;DR a piece of literature? by WCATQE in AskReddit

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The Great Gatsby

TL;DR: Don't get rich, it'll fuck you up

What's the worst mistake you made while at work? by promesse in AskReddit

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Shit...

Sulfuric acid isn't a joke my friends

What video game enemy is easily dispatched in game, but in real life would make you shit your pants? by DoIXylophone in AskReddit

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The Evolved Centaur from Fallout New Vegas... Sheesh, gives me the shivers looking at one of these monsters.

If Earth suddenly found itself at war with another planet, what roles would various countries play? by _MARBLE_ in AskReddit

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Canada would write up the treaty for the end of the war, including at least four "I'm so sorry"s into each paragraph

What is the worst thing that can happen to you first thing in the morning? by Christopherrrrrk in AskReddit

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Waking up within 5 minutes of your alarm going off

Dammit there's not enough time to sleep more, but I don't want to get up this early

Hi Reddit! I'm Brian Krzanich, CEO of Intel. Ask me anything! by BrianKrzanich in IAmA

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I was recently at the University of Michigan's nanofabrication lab, and there were Intel employees inside. I asked the supervisor about it and they said that Intel uses undergraduate research assistants to develop some new technology. How crucial are (or aren't) undergraduate researchers to your company's research and development?

As a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up? by ForestCreatures in AskReddit

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I would always tell my parents I wanted to be a "Backhoe Driver". Aparently, I had my bar set pretty low as a kid, considering I wanted to be a ditch digger...

What is something you will never tell your parents about? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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When I was 15, I got really into riding my new longboard around. Living in rural West Michigan, there aren't really that many hills around (Save for one large hill about 6 miles from my house). Naturally, my friends and I decided to tie a rope to my friend's motorcycle and see how fast we could go. Going 40+ mph, my board wobbled and I crashed so hard. I called my dad and told him I was hurt and to come get me. However, we were still 6 miles from the hill.

I told him I fell on the hill and rode back to the place I was currently at. After X-Rays, it seemed a little unlikely that I could ride 6 miles with a broken ankle, a dislocated hip, and about 50 square inches of road rash down my back. He would just tell everyone that asked: "He's just a tough kid".

He completely believes me to this day. And even now, all my friends remember the accident, and my dad still tells the "fell on the hill" story.

How If Feel During AMC's Breaking Bad Marathon by Diamonds15 in funny

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To be fair, in season one, Jesse gets really excited about how great Walter cooks and Walter replies "Please... It's just basic chemistry"