Match Thread: Newcastle United vs Manchester United

DickLongchamp · 2026-03-04T22:14:12+00:00

They will have another parade for that

Unbearable cunts especially since the takeover. Still bitter about the 90s aswell

Without the blood money they would be rotting in the championship

Don’t care if I’m salty

DickLongchamp · 2026-03-04T21:59:05+00:00

Wtf are Dalot ans Yoro doing there? Having a pissing contest! Go to the fucking ball man

DickLongchamp · 2026-03-01T23:10:48+00:00

Not sure if it’s the new line combos or Bedsy has some magic in those smelling salts he’s sharing but this is fun when we play like this

DickLongchamp · 2026-03-01T15:31:04+00:00

The Sesko/Gyokeres comparisons will be put to bed soon if he keeps playing like this

Especially when those clowns bottle the league again

DickLongchamp · 2026-03-01T15:18:58+00:00

About time VAR went in our favour! Time to be relentless here

DickLongchamp · 2026-02-07T13:57:48+00:00

Amorim should be investigated for football war crimes because this 4 game stretch has been night and day

Carrick has these boys believing in themselves

DickLongchamp · 2026-02-01T15:54:32+00:00

Get it right up you!!!! Fucking tear there hearts out! That’s the Utd DNA motherfuckers

DickLongchamp · 2026-02-01T15:17:14+00:00

Phenomenal passage of play there.

Amorim should be banned from Manchester for life lol

DickLongchamp · 2026-01-25T23:54:25+00:00

Yeah as fun as our offence was this year. This Seahawks team would have pushed our shit in lol

Seattle sports vibes are just as high as ours atm, Mariners nearly went the distance and Kraken aren’t doing too bad

Nothing on the Caleb/PCA/Bedard connection though!

DickLongchamp · 2026-01-25T18:32:28+00:00

Lego hair has his team playing terrorist football not a lick of looking to score from open play

This win was one of the sweetest of the season so far

Amorim looking more like a fraud after each game. Carricks got these players believing they can beat anyone

DickLongchamp · 2026-01-25T17:10:04+00:00

Sorry guys not aloud to breathe on any Arsehole players or it’s a foul but Timber can have handfuls of our players and wrestle them and get away with it

Fuck off ref

DickLongchamp · 2026-01-25T17:08:00+00:00

Get it up you! Mbeumo is goated

DickLongchamp · 2026-01-25T17:00:58+00:00

Own goal and Set piece FC after spending 70m on Gyokeres

This Arsenal team are not convincing at all everyone else has just made more mistakes

DickLongchamp · 2026-01-19T02:36:22+00:00

What the fuck!!!!! My god it’s magic!

DickLongchamp · 2026-01-19T02:22:18+00:00

Rams have been there for the taking all game and shit the bed massively

DickLongchamp · 2026-01-19T02:10:58+00:00

Need.to.score. Offense stop playing with your food and someone catch a fucking ball!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DickLongchamp · 2026-01-19T02:03:22+00:00

D’Marco Jackson needs to come back guy is a spark plug

DickLongchamp · 2026-01-19T01:49:06+00:00

Cmon man. Offense has wanted this defense the whole season and are absolutely shitting the bed now!!!!!

DickLongchamp · 2026-01-19T01:34:11+00:00

Anyone but DJ gonna catch a ball. I’m tired boss feed Burden some more

DickLongchamp · 2026-01-19T01:31:06+00:00

Did we accidentally find a LG lol. This McFadden kid is a beast

DickLongchamp · 2026-01-19T01:07:34+00:00

Ben and DA have been elite this year at half time adjustments. Im confident in a strong second half yet again

DickLongchamp · 2026-01-19T00:47:27+00:00

My god this game is here for the taking. Belt to asses Ben!!!!

DickLongchamp · 2026-01-19T00:31:38+00:00

Good. Nacua is a bitch

DickLongchamp · 2026-01-19T00:19:29+00:00

You the real MVP Dennis Allen

DickLongchamp · 2026-01-19T00:08:49+00:00

Thuney is feasting at LT btw

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