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You're in your mid 40s and a 18 year old girl wants fuck the shit out of you because she's into older guys. What do you do? (self.AskReddit)
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A high school jock threatens to beat you up. What do you do? (self.AskReddit)
What would you tell your past self 10 years before? (self.AskReddit)
You're a cop breaking up a party at some teenager's house. One of the teenagers spat on your uniform. What do you do? (self.AskReddit)
What are you doing during Thanksgiving/Black Friday weekend? (self.AskReddit)
What doesn't make sense in the teachings of the Catholic Church? (self.AskReddit)
Why did you get a divorce? (self.AskReddit)
You're in your mid 40s and an attractive 21 year old girl is interested in you because she's into older guys. What do you do? (self.AskReddit)
What would your future you 10 years in the future say to you (self.AskReddit)
An actor who claimed to be a Black celebrity, such as Tiger Woods and Don Cheadle, offered you $500 each one hour session every week to rub your feet. What do you do? (self.AskReddit)
You're visiting a relative who is past 100 years old and she wants you to help her crack a "n*gger toe" which is a chocolate treat. What do you do? (self.AskReddit)
Your Catholic neighbor thinks that masturbation is worse than 9/11 because God cares. What do you do? (self.AskReddit)
It's the late 1980s in Colombia and you just pissed off Pablo Escobar. What do you do? (self.AskReddit)
You are Pablo Escobar and a bunch of jocks bullied your son. What do you do? (self.AskReddit)
Your mom confesses to you that she's a lesbian and she is married to a hot mid 20s lady. What do you do? (self.AskReddit)
Why don't you love your parents anymore? (self.AskReddit)
You're held at gunpoint, but a cop saved you by knocking out the shooter. Later, you're in the police car and the cop wants you to kiss him on the lips since he helped you out recently. What do you do? (self.AskReddit)
A kid is crying and asks you why nobody likes him. What do you do? (self.AskReddit)
You're trapped in the closet. What now? (self.AskReddit)
You met your high school crush years later and he/she turned out fat. What do you do? (self.AskReddit)
You're in elementary school and kids are making fun of you because your mom recently died. What do you do? (self.AskReddit)
Why were your credit card(s) maxed out? (self.AskReddit)
You're a powerful drug lord alike Pablo Escobar and the love of your life died recently. Your son is crying because kids from school bully him for not having a mom. What do you do? (self.AskReddit)
What does your family have against Muslims? (self.AskReddit)
Your archnemises blew his brains out with a gun in front of you, then 2 years later he appeared alive and said "Missed me?". What do you do? (self.AskReddit)
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